#850 Ian Squires you're hella fine and I'd really like to take you out sometime

#845 To all the vocalists that sit on the right side of the classroom in Suber's music history class... SHUT THE F*** UP.

Just because we are watching a documentary instead of Suber giving a lecture, doesn't mean we aren't supposed to be learning something.

#838 I hate when girls walk into class 30 minutes late, with hair done like they're going on a date, more makeup than Barbie, and a venti drink from Starbucks... AND don't even try to be quiet as they walk to their desk. Like, it's a 50 minute class. You've already missed over half. So why don't you just stay home?

Or better yet... you could throw your hair in a bun and brew coffee at home. Then maybe you could make it to class on time like the rest of us.

Maybe then you'd actually learn something. So you could stop bitching about how hard the class is and how your grades suck

Cake - if a girl wants to walk in looking like Barbie with her hair done and a venti Starbucks drink in hand, then she will. Now stop hating on someone and worry about yourself. Go grab a frappe-whatever-the-fuck after class, maybe it'll make your attitude a little sweeter

#843 Why is it that every time i start to really like a girl...things are going so well and then BAM they hit me with the "You're such an awesome sweet guy, blah blah blah, but I'm not sure i want a relationship with you?" Is it something I'm doing wrong? not looking for sympathy here...JUST HELP lo

Omega- Have you tried rebooting?

#837 This goes out to anyone who thinks it's funny to throw things like ice cubes or salt napkins from the 2nd floor of the Union on to unsuspecting people in the booths. You're not in high school anymore, not one person in the area will put up with this anymore, it's time to grow up.

#844 Dear Professors (mainly undergrad),

I understand the importance of essay questions, but for them to make up an entire exam? That is just cruel...

You're seriously asking me to regurgitate in vivid detail (20+ names, dates, theories etc.) the content of four entire chapters, a movie, and two readings? Why do you have to act as this ultimate gatekeeper standing in the way of me finishing degree? I heard you were tough, but I didn't know you were heartless.

Sincerely,
Someone that doesn't want to pay part-time tuition just to retake one god damn class that you happen to be the only one who teaches.

#846 I confess I have to fight every morning to get up out of bed.

#839 I confess that I have the biggest crush on Professor Kent Wascom. I just want to have an awesome threesome with him and his wife.