#865 My Birthday was last week but trying to rage tonight since I work so much, does Hammond have an it spot on Mondays? #lonelyboy

#877 In search of an art major and someone who knows about astronomy/constellations to help me design my first tattoo. Comment here and I'll DM you.

#854 I experience literal homicidal rage daily. I'm legitimately concerned that I'll hurt someone one day. Thank cheezus for therapy because I'm a walking travesty.

#855 No one knows I cry myself to sleep every night next to the man I love. He doesn't love me back and I can't let go.

#852 Rubbing arthritis cream on my hands because they hurt a lot from all the writing I do. Hours later, completely forgetting that its on my hands, I go to masturbate and...well...long story short my asshole felt like a freaking erupting volcanoe. Don't insert anal beads with pain reliever cream on your hands kids. You will pray for death.

#853 I habitually drug my friends with unisom when they are out of control drunk.

#856 If I wasn't such a shy guy I would totally ask out Lindsey Hendrix in my Spanish 201 class. She is sooooo beautiful and looks adorable while she's wearing her glasses.

#851 I think there's something wrong with me because people don't see me as a romantic interest. I'm only there when they need something. I think I might end up never finding love or even a friendship that will last.