#5052 I confess that I often wish I didn't have this ridiculously innate evolutionary-augmented drive to stick my dick into any/all reproductive possibilities. Just think of all the hobbies and productivity that could replace this distracting bs. Curse you, genitals! Even though I can't stay mad at you...curse!

#5154 Micah Tuminaro, I have so much respect for you. You show your dedication at school, at work, and while raising your daughter. I think you're beautiful and such an incredible artist. Yes, I know about all the shit you and your ex went through and are going through and no, it doesn't change my opinion.

I am very cryptic. I will often post stuff on Facebook via videos, pics, and song lyrics as indirect messages to people.

#5047 Nothing is better than when someone tries to pass you because you're not going fast enough for them and then the light turns red and they have to get behind you again. Hahaha. Shit makes my day.

#5047 Called the cops on my pot smoking neighbors. #AmericanDream

#5045 Christina [redacted] you give awesome head, I think she has a boyfriend, but no shame. I would let her do it again. She says she's a virgin and only does oral but I don't belive that for a second, she was begging me to put it in her.

#5131 When I was 7, my cousin molested me. He was watching me and asked me if I wanted to play cards, he said winner touches loser whoever they want, obviously I lost. He held me down and made me kiss him, he was my first kiss. He robbed me of my first kiss... He then proceeded to do things I will not mention. I let it go and held it in for about a month when it got to the point I didn't want to eat I didn't want to go to school nothing. I finally told my mom. We instantly drove to his mom's house and I had to tell her the whole thing, come to find out he did the same thing to another one of his cousins. That's all that was ever said about it. My grandmother to this day calls me a liar, nothing was ever done. He never paid for it. Every time I see him I want to kill him. He's married and has a kid now and no one cares about anything.... it haunts me so bad I'm 22 now and I don't know what to do about it....

#5104 There is a guy in Garrett Hall that whenever he sees me in the hallway, he asks me how I am and/or what's up. I'm not sure of his name or what his major is, but he's a tall white guy with brown hair. I just want to let him know that I appreciate him doing that everyday. Keep it up!

Oh and PS. I find you attractive.