#5056 To the two guys that stopped and gave me and my friend a flower near Pottle, thank you. That small gesture really made my day. :)

#5153 I confess I am addicted to sex. Sex with my fiancé that is. We've been together for 4 years now and I want to fuck him when we wake up, after lunch, and when we go to bed, on the counter, the washer, the couch, the floor. I can't get enough of him. However he can't seem to keep up with me. No man really ever has been able to, and satisfy me the way he does. Not a deal breaker but I think I'm getting corporal tunnel from flicking the bean one to many times.
#hornywhitegirlprobz

#5058 To the girl in the orange shirt and blue pants walking behind pottle around 12:20. I saw you just throw the plastic from your fruit cup on the ground. Real classy. There are these things around campus called trash cans...

#5058 I was sitting at starbucks today on campus when two guys walk by, I heard a snippet of their conversation where the guy said, "yeah and then the first time he had sex with his boyfriend he looked at him and said 'no homo bro'"..like..the fuck? what even?

#5054 My dog has more survival skills than most people on this campus. When walking it would be highly advisable to remove the ear buds from your ears and lose the zombie like stair at your phone before you get mowed down by the dumb ass texting and driving. People watching on campus is like watching an episode of faces of death. Remove your head from your ass and pay attention.

#5053 Everybody in the union respond to the fire alarm like......

#5053 I confess that I hate my obsession with this page it's like crack! But what will become of our amazing confessions once the fantastic 4 graduate. What then shall be left of our page?!

"Q"- Our graduation schedules are way out of sync, so it'll be more like a gradual "passing of the torch" instead of a "*click* no more admins" sort of deal.

#5052 Everyone on this page talkin bout affairs and sleeping around. I'm over here like, "I love lamp...and my xbox"
#foreveralone