#5120 I once stole my ex's sweater just so I could have something that smelled like him, but I ended up using it to make a mind control spell and I turned him bisexual. No regrets. I totally fantasize about us having a threesome with his best friend.

As many of us are celebrating Mothers Day, I confess I want to give special recognition to the people that do not have the luxury of being able to spend today with their loved one. I want to personally say that though you may not be spending today with your mom, no matter what the reason/explanation may be as to why you can't, I sincerely hope you have just as good of a day as everyone else, if not better.

And to the rest of you lovely lions: y'all have a wonderful day, too.

Sincerely,
Cakerz

#5121 So I had originally made plans with a girl from Tulane to hang out with her today. She is a Phi Mu and is pretty cute, but after we had made plans, I could not get the time of day out of her, it felt like she was ignoring me. Well since she decided to be like that, I figured that she didn't want to hang out, and thought nothing of it. I posted a status about how I had a date with a beautiful girl today, and what do I get when I wake up?: a message over face book saying something "Came up, and she had to do some work." Jokes on you, because I wasn't talking about you.

#5119 I have a confession. I am a white girl and come off as preppy...but I do love black men even though my family believes people who ar black are sub human...It makes me smile to think one day I'll have a beautiful mixed baby

#5118 here's this guy, in 3 of my classes. I find him to be very attractive. The other day I was possibly checking him out less discretely than I should have been, and he caught me looking. We made awkward eye contact and looked away. A few minutes later, i turned my head, and this time he was looking at me. We spent the rest of the class looking at each other out of the corners of our eyes pretty regularly.

The big problem here--I'm a guy. I'm shy enough when it comes to other gay men, but I could never even fathom approaching a guy when I have no idea whatsoever what his sexuality is. For all I know those awkward looks could have been him being creeped out by the fact that a guy was checking him out. I wish I knew how to read these situations better.

#5124 Dudes, if you have a girlfriend, you should not be out at the bars trying to pick up girls to fuck. No self-respecting girl wants to accidentally be a home-wrecker

#5125 You know something I hate more than most things? Someone who doesn't speak to you when they're in a relationship, but talks to you like you're best friends as soon as they're single again. Seriously, people. If you want to call someone a friend, treat them like a human being rather than an object you use whenever you want to feel better about yourself.

#5117 I am a straight female, and I enjoy porn. Yes, we exist. No, this should not interfere with how people judge our personalities as human beings.