#5629 I hate being rejected and misled from girls. I'm not the hottest guy or i don't go get wasted every night, etc etc. but i am a very sweet guy and do go out my way to treat girls nice and be respectful to them and there's a girl i met last semester in one of my classes and we started to text every now and then about homework. Then more everyday conversations. Also, last semester she asked to come over and hang out, then she ended up sleeping with me. After that there's been a couple times i suggested we hang out and i typically don't get an answer or the subject is changed. I hate being confused. I wonder if she wants me or not, if shes even attracted to me, orrr if i'm even considered a good friend. But.. fuck it :/

#5152 I'm tired of being lonely all the time, I'm tired of waking up alone, not having any next to me to wake up too. I'm not a bad looking guy, and I have a great personality. I don't get girls these days. All of em seem like crude bitches

#5158 So I got my period the other night and my boyfriend was over and things got pretty heated.. I was so horny I couldn't help myself.. So I let him put it in my butt and I actually kind of liked it, it hurt like a bitch but god damn it was so hot! Definitely my new gift to him for when he's being a good boy..

#5129 I never thought there was a wrong way to give a hand job...Until my girlfriend awkwardly and painfully jerked my dick till I had to tell her to stop.

"Q"- Guys, practice effective communication. One day your life or your dick may depend on it.

#5128 I am conspiring with my best friend's mom on how to get him and his girlfriend to break up because we both hate her.

#5213 I think the United States should have a hunger games every year and every time you take a welfare check you have to enter your name in the drawing.

#5122 I hate brushing my teeth at night because it signifies that you can't have anymore food and I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment.

#5169 A shout out to all the beautiful women who don't need to dress half naked to get a man's attention. Stay classy! The rest of you...meet me at the union..