#5133 Today, some girl asked me if I thought she was wearing to much make-up? I replied to her, it depended on whether she was going to kill Batman or not.

Cake - Now did you really tell her that or are you Joking

#5135 Guys that drop out of high school just to end up working at Mcdonalds are always talking about "I'm on the grind" for real stfu and grind me up a Mcflurry young nigga.

#5136 I confess that I miss independent people that could handle their own business. Its one thing to be on hard times and being blessed with help to get you back on your feet. Making a career of being a free loader is pathetic. Be free people. Learn to be Independent.

#5141 Ok well first off I want to say I'm not a bum. I'm having money issues right now and I need a place In hammtown. I'm at selu right finishing my finance degree. I am clean and respectful of other peoples stuff. I can also cook very well and am very good with tools. In all honesty you could lock me up in the cupboard and I can be happy. I just really need to find a place ASAP and if anyone could point in the right direction I would be so grateful. I really don't want waste these last 4 years for nothing

"Q"- I typically don't post personal ads, but it's not everyday we get one from a house-elf.

#5150 Am I the only straight guy that is depressed at the idea of getting a hand job from a chick? It's like a third place prize (at best) to sex or a blowjob.

#5190 I once had two marijuanas. I almost died. Luckily I can drink two fifths of vodka and be fine. Said no one ever.

#5137 I confess that I've been doing other people's work for money. And it's awesome. I hate doing school work, but I ALWAYS have money now. I can't stop.

#5147 Me and my boyfriend want to have a threesome with another girl but don't know how to go about finding someone you can't just walk up to someone and say "hey wanna fuck" what do we do?!?

"Q"- Go with "hey wanna fuck" and if they say no ask them if they're sure. They probably just misheard you.