#5146 As soon as let myself fall in love with my ex, she left me. No matter how many girls I am with, I am always depressed and always want to die. I cannot get over her no matter what I try to do.

"Q"- Get mad and put these two songs on repeat: "Spend Some Time"-Eminem and "Gives You Hell"-The All American Rejects.
Thank me later.

#5140 When I'm having a really bad day one thing I like to do is piss people off on the interstate. Don't ask me why but I always find road rage hilarious. See that little Toyota with the pink browning sticker on it barely going 70 mph in the fast lane? Yeah, that's me. And don't think riding my ass is gonna help either cause I'll just go slower and if you try to pass me I'll speed up to where you have to get right back behind me to which I'll slow down even more. So sit back, shut up, and enjoy the even longer ride (:

"Q"- Some men just want to watch the world burn

John Hebert this is the girl that works at chick fila and we have your kindle if you don't come I will bring it to campus police thank you I tried to find you in the union but couldn't sorry.

#5212 I'm starting to see who my real true friends are here. I thought the friends I made here would be friends I would keep, but it's starting to seem like our friendships are over. I distance myself because they have been boring lately, and are being so immature. And they wonder why I never hang with them anymore. And they never tell me when they are doing things. If I was a good friend to them I would assume they would include me.

#5139 I confess that when I saw my roommate's cat outside the house, I was hoping it would never come back.

#5138 My ex loves to constantly remind me how much he "doesn't care." Okay, I get it. So I started dating other people and as soon as he finds out, he starts blowing up my phone. "I just want to know who it is!" What gives? If you don't care, why do you need to know who it is?

#5134 I intentionally sit in the front row of large classes. I take out my laptop and pull up hardcore porn, click play and push my laptop to the side so the entire class can enjoy the view. Then, I precede to take out my notebook and take notes vigorously like a normal college student. No one has said anything to me yet...I'm very surprised.

#5132 To the twat waffle who decided to park their white Toyota corrola in the upper class commuter section in front of the parking garage... and take up two spaces: No worries, I called campus Parking who said they were sending someone out to give you a well earned ticket. HAPPY MONDAY!!