#5155 I confess I have been meeting a few women on the website Plenty of Fish. I never thought I would resort to online dating but it is actually a very efficient way of meeting people! Is this stuff gaining more mainstream acceptance?

#5157 I was at a gathering at a friend’s last Thursday. I am not going to lie I was belligerently drunk, surprise! Well buddy of mine was there that I went to high school with and has joined a Fraternity this past semester. And my god you sir have turned into the most arrogant douche barges I know to this day. You bitch about money all damn day yet you do not want to work for it. You are the local expert on anything and everything. You take your frat way to seriously and they walk all over you. I do not get it, why would someone want to become that way to just be accepted by a bunch of people with low self-esteem? Questioning someone at the party about facts of the frat they are from and demanding to see there active badge. It is not a gang man, the people I see you with around school treat you like total garbage and the girls you brag about sleeping with between classes do not impress me not even the slightest bit. I have many friends that are in frats at LSU all they come home on the weekends occasionally and we still have the same relationship in high school as we always did? But your attitude follows everywhere even at home. I put my shoes on the same way you do buddy, get the chip off your shoulder and quit letting people make you their bitch.

#5151 Confession,
So I was in class and my girlfriend said that Dr. O'reilly was talking about the male reproductive system and she wants to go to the garage after class. I got some of the best head of my life! Thank you Dr. O'reilly

#5148 Yesterday while I was getting soaked by the rain this boy came up to me and offered to walk me to where I was going with his umbrella. He walked me all the way to Fayard. That doesn't happen too often these days. But the craziest thing about it was that he was a ginger. People say gingers don't have souls but that one definitely did. So thank you ginger boy. To you and your kind soul.

#5145 I love to use my red hair as a way to seduce men into buying me drinks at bars and I act like a sex driven girl, but I'm really a virgin but don't act it when it comes to getting booze

"Q"- I can't say I wouldn't do it to if I were kissed by fire.

To the doucebags sitting behind me in the library,
1) First off, you are in the library. Do you know what the library is? It is a place where people are STUDYING, not bragging about who you laid the night before or not. Therefore, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
2) You think you are all "buff" and have a lot of "testosterone?" Wake up. It's 2014, boys. Just because you have pecs or biceps does NOT automatically make you achieve "man" status.
3) Stop talking about women like they're a piece of meat. Seriously. Ya'll are being disrespectful, inconsiderate, and embarrassing yourselves.
Grow a pair, jackasses.

To the readers, I am not trying to sound like a bitch, but I strongly believe that both man AND woman deserve respect. The way they were talking about these girls was unbelievable.

To the ladies that they are talking about right now, please be warned. These guys are NOT what ya'll think they are. They are not only dating you, but they are also dating your best friends.

P.S. They are secretly expecting you to pay for dinner tonight.

#whatkeepers #sarcasm

Shitty tattoos are the worst. Does no one fully understand that if you pay 20 dollars for a tattoo in an apartment, you are going to get a 20 dollar tattoo??

"Q"- You might only get a $20 tattoo, but if you're lucky you win the grand prize of Hepatitis C

#5142 I confess that I think I have fallen for a co-worker. When I first started the job years ago, I couldn't stand her. She was always rude and her bad attitude would just rub me the wrong way. As the years progress and I have gotten to know her a bit better, I find myself actually caring for her. Now I find myself facing some serious cognitive dissonance; she can certainly still be a bitch at times, but I want her to be my bitch.