#5272 Ryan Young I'll give you $150 to suck my toes

"Q"- Ryan, I understand you're a busy guy with obligations, so if you want to sit this one out I'll sub for you.

#5286 I confess that I am a terrible person. I started a serious thing with a girl who I was genuinely attracted to. As our relationship developed, I just became progressively less attracted to her, and even began to be disgusted by her mannerisms and general hygiene. She was a solid 100+ lbs overweight, her whole house smelled like feet, and it looked like she NEVER cleaned. As a result from a poor upbringing, she was also very mentally unstable, which made her emotionally vulnerable, which made it easy to get sex from her. Sure it was low, and getting sex from a fat girl is like getting a $0.01 raise: at least it's something. But I got what I wanted, and feel zero regrets. Who's next?

#5366 I confess at this point, I would suck some dick just to be able to go out on the river tomorrow.

Omega- Don't forget to bring a first AIDS kit.

#5273 The old caf was alright, but at least I could be a fat ass and eat as many type 2 diabetes cheeseburgers, and cardboard pizza as I pleased. But this new caf tastes about as good as a ape shit smoothie, and is about as reliable as maintenance to change my light switch within a year. Maybe I was the only one who didn't enjoy bean vegetable tacos, but how about some beef. I live in America, and I'd rather not be fed like an Asian heterosexual.

"Q"- Not everyone enjoys meat as much as you, my american homo friend.
That being said though, seriously new caf you need to get your shit together. And stop giving me 1 ravioli.

#5272 Atheism doesn't cure stupidity and Christianity doesn't make you a better person so shut up about it

#5270 My husband and I agreed to seperate under the condition that we will still be friends and try to reconnect in hopes we could be together again in the future. We also agreed not to sleep around or presue other people..... I live about an hour away and we haven't seen each other since the seperation... He dosent know that I am seeing people behind his back, and I have already slept with another guy. I really don't want him anymore.

#5266 I confess that i'm freaking hungry. What places on campus can i get food at?

"Q"- No where. The caf is doing a new Ethiopian theme where they don't feed us for a couple days. So far I'm not really feelin' it

#5265 So do cheerleaders think it's cool to take pictures of themselves doing their cheer stuff on the beach. I don't know the names of it but like standing on the guys hands and stuff like that....we got it you're a cheerleader and unless you are one of the few cheerleaders that isn't a stuck up bitch, no one wants to see you practicing your little routine on the beach and the worst thing is then some of them want to try to say they have self esteem problems......BULL SHIT!

"Q"- someone's mad they didn't make the team