#5282 I'll pay someone to put a hole in the KA pool. Like a big hole to make sure they need to waste money to get a new one. They are next to my apartment complex and they a fucking annoying. I had to deal with them last Spring and I went mental.

#5280 Hey blondie in the red Toyota Camry, heading towards Hammond from BR, if you're going to ride my ass, take me out to dinner first.

#5293 I just woke up with my cock hanging out the front of my boxer briefs. How does that even happen when there are two overlapping flaps for it to get through?!? I'm under the suspicion my neighbor in Hammond Hall is a nympho and taking advantage of my unlocked door and heavy sleeping.
TBH I'm oddly ok with it

#5281 So I lost my wallet today at either DVIC or Pursley Hall. Hell, it may be somewhere in between, but if anyone finds it and could return it or give it to the police that would be greatly appreciated. I can't do shit without it.

#5275 Well im proud to say that after my 3 year relationship ended within a week I found someone new. Shes perfect. She loves to game, go off roading, fishing, hunting, crabing, crawfishing, basicly anything that deals with out doors and she has the same dream truck as me but mine is an f-350 and hers is an f-250. Its great. I love my life!

Cake - #Rebound

#5279 I almost never get a "Best Match" email from POF, but I did today!

Annnnnd the nice man was homeless.

No thanks.

"Q"- Watch him be a millionaire in disguise looking for a mate who's only attracted to his character.

#5273
I love my roommate, she's a sweet beautiful girl.But my roommate brought her asshole friend Andre over this week, I guess they're friends with benefits.Because they kept me up half the night and when I complained about how loud they are during sex to her "friend" this asshole with his fucking ugly ass mole on his face just said,"Sorry you don't know how to hit it right bud."Well I'm not your fucking friend you dick and next time you keep me up when I have fucking work I won't be so nice you big Mexican looking fucking piece of shit.

#5274 I imagine the possible graphic accidents I might get in while driving when people swerve lands and other dum stuff

Cake - I imagine the possible graphic fights I could get in with the people that swerve lanes and other dumb stuff