#5294 Nothing agitates me more than girls who act like they have gold between their legs or their boobs are made out of diamonds. Honey you don't have anything the rest of us don't…calm yourself.

"Q"- and besides aint no body wanna hurt their hands squeezing diamond titties

#5298 My 6.5 year relationship just ended an hour ago. 21 year old girl on the market again!

"Q"- Hard to sell a product with no name. :S

It'd be great if someone dressed up as Gandalf during finals week telling students, "You shall not pass."

To the girl in my class with the lacy underwear basically mooning me and the few people around me keep doin wat your doin it's appreciated.

how do you withdraw from SELU? I am having medical problems and I think it best to withdraw, and come back when my medical stuff is in the clear.

#5289 There is this girl with half bleach blonde and half dark brown hair. Whoever this girl may be I just want to let her know she is beautiful. Dream girl status.

"Q"- By Jove! I say, Watson, I think we've about solved the mystery! Wait...nope, fuck, still half the female population left.

#5288 So yesterday some random girl came and asked to borrow a pen while I was in the union. I waited a good 30 minutes for her to bring it back.. idk where she went but she never came back. This is why you never trust females. #thesehoesaintloyal

#5317 Christian in the [redacted] fraternity, I'm about to give birth to your daughter. Count back 9 months & try to figure out who I am, dick.