#5314 I confess that I almost got into an accident looking at the KA's in the pool ;) keep up the good work boys

#5329 I confess that, since the mall walkway closed, southeastern sucks. Can't sit and check out the hoes no mo.

#5312 I'm a very liberal atheist.
That said, I want to fuck Megyn [redacted]'s brains out and have her call me "Darwin".

#5303 I work at a local pizza place. I make the pizzas. Tonight I had a sad realization. I was going down on my man. I keep my hands on him always, occasionally stroking him and rubbing him. Tonight I realized the technique I use to stroke his head and shaft is the same technique I use to stretch the pizza dough. He loved it, and now I constantly think of his dick while at work.

#5302 I confess I daydream about spiking the drink fountain with Molly and watching the entire SLU faculty and students roll.

"Q"- The risk of a felony charge might be worth seeing the dazzled look on John Crains face as he ponders the fuzziness of his hamburger.

#5307 So today I happened to walk by the KA house during Old South week and saw Justin out in front. He looked really cute with his tank top on. I asked around and heard that he is really sweet. I wonder how he is in bed? I hope he is on the small side, I have a shallow vagina.....

#5301 Two things.
1) I went away for spring break to visit my grandma. When I came back there were texts from my boyfriend telling a girl that he would pay her $60 for sex. She agreed. He ended up not doing it. I don't know what to do but I do know that his life has been hell since I got back because I've been the biggest bitch to him, constantly bringing it up and making a fuss about it, which I'm entitled to. I know people are not perfect and people make mistakes, but really? A PROSTITUTE.
2) I need 12 hours to keep my TOPS and I need a list of bullshit classes to take because all classes I wanted are full due to financial aid not sufficiently letting me know I still had TOPS, so I waited. PS- school is my priority and after finals week I will handle my boyfriend accordingly.

"Q"- I do not envy the poor bastard who fucks up royally, but has a girlfriend who refuses to break up with him. May god (and eventually your girl) have mercy on your soul.

#5304 Freaking worried that an industrial technology degree will be extremely hard to find a job with after I graduate and even if I do, im worried it wont pay jack....confused...big time.....basicly worried that its a waste of time