#5322 I'm thirsty. In fact, I could really go for some chocolate milf right now.

#5320 After sex, my "special friend" and I wanted to go to the cafeteria, but we didn't feel like going to my room to get a bra. So he taped my nipples. It didn't work. :(

#5326 Forgive me, my last confession was well before Spring Break.
Since then, I have shaken lose a girl who was playing with my head.
Now, I have found someone who makes me happy. She's smart, beautiful, athletic. Basically, everything I want in a girl. Lesbihonest, she's the peanut butter to my jelly.

Omega- Cute.

#5331 I confess that my dream girl has wide hips and a big butt.

#5319 I confess that I tell everyone I know I've only been with a handful of guys. But in all honesty I've been with over 85. I have no shame in it either. I love sex and I'm no stranger to the "one night stand" I'm also not one of those stupid chicks to have sex unprotected. You never know what you're gonna catch

#5316 I usually go deeper into the Facebook profile of every girls and stalk their friends as well. I guess i know every girl on campus now. does this make me a good spy ? Maybe next Sherlock Holmes>>. #proud

#5315 Wore lingerie to make his coffee this morning...all I got was "you look nice, too bad we wasted it last night"....there goes my self esteem...he watch tv all night fml

#5313 To all the people who cut in line at Fais Do Do to get the free t-shirt, I sincerely hope you choke on those crawfish and get stabbed a million times while wearing your shirt so that it's stained in your blood. ??

Cake - If University Housing tells students Fais Do Do will provide a mechanical bull, crawfish, or a DJ nobody makes a big deal out of it because it's all "apart of the plan". But hand out free t-shirts, well then everyone loses their minds!