#5365 I confess that I am super lonely. I have tried to meet people in person and online and I feel like no one will even give me a chance. I think that I'm a nice decent looking guy, and most people think I'm funny.. I don't know what I'm doing wrong.

#5360 I confess, I only have had sex with one man.(more like a boy) he was my fiancé before I found out he cheated. Now I can't stop thinking about sex. So last night I wanted some so bad, I shoved a condom wrapped banana up my .... Well you know.

Cake - I don't think that's what Sam Zemurray intended bananas for.. though I'm sure he wouldn't have objected it. You do you, banana dildo girl.

#5361 I confess that while I was working Cinco de Mayo (I wait tables), I kisses a 50 year old man on the cheek (at his request) just so he would tip me well...it worked! 50 tip on a 40 dollar tab. Screw flirting and letting them smack my ass, I'll just start kissing my thirsty customers.

#5392 Hey douchebag in the ugly green shorts, I saw you throw your drink cup on the ground. Why do you have to be a dirty fucktard too lazy to throw it in the trash can. It's trashy people like you who ruin nice places/things.

"Q"- Kinda looks like Adam DeVine

#5358 I confess that a lot of people don't know that I am taking a few online classes through selu because I don't want to seem like a failure if I don't finish. I've been in and out of semesters taking classes on and off especially since I lost one of my parents. I hope to finish eventually but if I don't finish in the "normal" time frame I don't want people to judge me. So to the poser who said someone's comments bother them because they don't even go there, you never know their story.

#5362 I confess that I have absolutely no moral dilemma with abortion. I don't think it's wrong and I don't think it's murder. If the fetus can't sustain life without you than it is your life to take. Oh and yeah I'm religious but all you people need to chill out with damning people who've had one.

#5359 My ex is fucking crazy. We split up because she made up a story to the police to try and get me in trouble, and now that I've blocked all contact with her she wants to claim she's pregnant, and she is constantly calling my job to make up stories in an attempt to get me fired for whatever vindictive reason. Why can't bitches just let shit go. Luckily everyone I work with already knows she is crazy.

#5363 I confess I work overnight at Wal-Mart and I've never fathomed how anger I'd be at the blatant discrimination and ignorance that has been going on there. I often think about hacking management into pieces with my box cutter and showing them how it feels to feel like you may not have a job the next day everyday like they have done me