#5424 Studying in the library and smell something....look over and see these feet hanging out. Gag reflex initiated. http://postimg.org/image/gxvdzpfcv/

#5426 I confess that when I was in second grade, this boy stole my chapstick. I'm almost 20 now and whenever I see the high school drop out walking down the streets, I laugh to myself and say... this is why you don't steal chapstick!!

"Q"- Chapstick is a gateway drug, next thing you know you're injecting marijuanas and smoking XTC.

#5423 I confess to the fine ass Guy that's driving the blue and silver Shelby around campus, I Got wet at the thought of you fucking me on the hood of your car. Make your car your profile picture and like this confession and I'll inbox you.

Cake - And for the guys who don't have a blue/silver Shelby mustang, this is where google images comes into play.

#5420 Okay women i need your help. I have four papers due by the end of the week and i cant concentrate. So is there anyone willing to preform fellatio for several hours and give me some vyvance? Also anal would work too.

#5425 I confess it took everything I had to not take that price tag off of her hat..

#5431 I confess that I really, really get off on the idea of corrupting young men. I'm not THAT much older than they are, but I'm definitely more experienced. However, I also am head over heels in love with my boyfriend and have no desire to cheat. I just wish he'd let me bring in one of these poor young inexperienced boys to our sex lives so I can show them what sex with a real woman is like, and not these little girls they go after.

#5432 I confess that I have only been with two guys since I was 17, now 20. But now that I am single and getting divorced, I have decided to try this whole "casual dating" thing and I really enjoy just kinda having a partner and hooking up whenever we feel like it. No bullshit, no strings, no drama. Now looking back I kinda wish I had done this sooner. Cause if I did, I would have never wasted my time getting married, defanitly wasn't worth it when I can the same thing just without the bullshit.

#5418 Girl sends a mass email begging for notes on tomorrows Finals. I send her mine in exchange for her notes on a previous Chapter. Bitch sent me a blank file. Lucky for you, I'm crazy enough to pay you back for it. Watch out hoe.

"Q"- Hold on, what if she's just not computer savvy and it was an accident.
...Or maybe she uttered aloud,"fuck your dreams" as her finger hit Send.