#5430 I confess.. I think it's pretty stupid and immature that I know someone who just got engaged in their freshman year of college. Could she be any stupider?

Cake - She can't be stupider but she could be *more stupid

#5629 I confess that I am a 20 year old female virgin who reads smut daily.

#5429 To the cute girl studying to the right of me on the 4th floor of the library who keeps looking at me. I WILL GIVE YOU ALL OF MY MONEY IF YOU JUST LET ME GRUDGE FUCK THE FINALS STRESS OUT OF YOU.

#5428 I think SGA should play Frozen in the theater with popcorn as a reward for finals week. College students need a child like break from school!

Cake - Sure, if everyone is down for sing-alongs and a theater full of females quoting the entire movie by heart. The only frozen reward I will be receiving at the end of this week will be the drink in my hand

#5422 I confess that I don't hang around with one of my best friends anymore because I can't stand watching how much of a horrible mother she is to her son. Ladies, if you're too selfish to put your children ahead of yourself then don't have them. Your children should come before your need to party, go shopping, and so on.

#5437 To the older lady sitting in the STC lab (12:45am): You are typing on a laptop that clicks like a tap dancer, you are talking on the phone AND have the nerve to sit there and make popping sounds with the gum you are chewing like a cow.

My confession? I have a final I am trying to study for and at this point I am considering ALL the possibilities of your removal.

Omega- Raging on some addies today aren't we?

#5421 I confess I've never had an orgasm. I've always had to fake it. I would like to know if guys/girls are intimidated by that or is it seen as a challenge?

#5427 I confess that I had sex with a KA, hoping he'd maybe invite me to the Old South Ball. Instead, all I got out of that was a pregnancy.

"Q"- Fact: If you have sex with a KA you WILL get pregnant and you WILL die.