#5437 I confess I once turned down a mmf relationship. This lady only needs one dick at a time boys.


Omega- FINE we won't bother you anymore.

#5442 I confess college has ruined my life. And no I'm not a freshman. I'm a senior that just got another year added. Fuck this shit.

#5435 I don't take my job seriously at all. Yes, I realize that it's a joke of a position at a joke of a school, but I hardly have to do anything, and get paid to not do it. I don't enforce the rules because I don't care. They just pay me to tell you not to break them. I'm sorry if doing what I'm paid to do makes me a dick.

"Q"- Wait so you're with the Nicholls athletic program, right?

#5436 I confess I want to hide the microphone from the lady that makes the announcements on the intercom at the library. Even though she comes on every other 10 minutes, her voice still scares me shitless. #freedomofspeechbutnotforher

#5436 Tomorrow I take my last final ever, I haven't studied because I've spent all my time trying to find a fuck to give.

#5449 To this girl in one of my classes, [redacted], idk how to spell your last name. Why do you walk around like your shit doesn't stink yet you look uglier than a wet poodle! You gotta be cute to be stuck up. But you literally make my dick soft!

#5433 I confess that I'm about to go apeshit. I've been in the library for two hours studying for a final I would like to pass and out of nowhere comes a group of inconsiderate assholes who decide to hangout less than five yards away from me and all they're doing is talking. Please go away. Nobody likes you and I hate all of you. Drop out already, nobody wants you here.

#5478 Yeah we did.