#5443 Henry the Hummingbird says you suck. Good job to the guy who brought him into the union. He'll never be the same again. P.s. I'm glad the hummingbird peed on your friend.

#5448 If only y'all knew how screwed up the music department is. It's so political and stupid. People that work hard don't get what they deserve and people who kiss ass get shit handed to them.

#5439 I confess that I hate Starbucks, therefore I never understood that "Starbucks Guy" craze. Never seen the guy in my life. Until today the cafeteria, wearing his Starbucks hat. I guess there's no way to be sure that he is in fact THE Starbucks guy, but when I looked into his eyes I could feel it. He is the one. He is THE Starbucks Guy. And he is perfect.

Cake - He's the King of Coffee 'cause he grinds so fine

#5441 I confess that I CANNOT wait for a smoke free campus. I can't wait to see the cops try and stop everyone. I know I'll still smoke.

#5440 I confess that the hardest part about finals is finding a fuck to give. I need 13 points on my Spanish final today to get a "C", so I'm pretty sure that I'm just gonna wing it. Good luck to everyone else though!

#5438 I know for a fact that i cant pass one of my classes even if i ace the final should i even go to it?

#5447 There is a character named Benjamin who comments on nearly all Lions Confessions post and I think everyone knows who I'm speaking of. I'm just telling you because I'm not sure if you're aware but you are a huge fucking douche canoe. Like major ass hat. You are like Southeastern's very own Justin Bieber. Also I think you may want to see someone about your mommy issues they are getting out of hand.

"Q"- Can I have another hint? You lost me at Justin Bieber.

#5437 I confess that I'm getting high before my final today because it helps me cope with test taking anxiety.