#5460 I confess that I wanna know who the chick from SLU is that got on Tosh.o this week. Falling off her bike at around the 2 min mark on the episode, its totally the front of 12 Oaks facing Pottle.

#5634 Every time someone mentions a person that's being a douche or a bitch in the comments, I always go and try to find them to see if I agree.

What happened to "V"?

"Q"- She was called to join the ministry.

#5450 Confession! I hate history and am going to get a D or F even though I have worked my ass off all semester long. Tools notes, made notecards after every class, & read them literally everyday in hopes of getting an A or B. Now I'm gonna get a D or F. Freaking Fantastic right:( ? Is a D even passing? I have an A in all my other classes in college so far! #seniorproblems

"Q"- You should have gotten a tutor. Don't worry though, there's still time left in the semester.

#5463 I confess I don't courteously flush in public bathrooms. I don't want anyone in there with me so I try to stink them out.

#5445 I confess, I loved screwing with this Phi Mu chick. The way I made her mad for being so kind. I blew her a kiss, I smiled as I went by, and loved the look on her face when I came up from behind. I don't know why she went so Phi Mu Kung Fu on me and gave me the finger. I only rode you because you were in the wrong lane. If you didn't want me to tailgate you, then you should have got the fuck out of the left lane!

#5446 So I gave this sexy ass bitch my number right and she said she'll call me when she gets home.... I think that bitch is homeless.

#5444 I confess that the next lazy-ass person to e-mail me asking for a completed study guide for Castro's Soc 101 class is getting a completed study guide with entirely incorrect answers. I will confuse the shit out of you. Do your own damn work. I didn't study hard so you don't have to.