#5457 I confess that everytime I walk by the Katrina fountain, Mambo #5 plays I'm my head.

#5456 I confess that I am now done with college. FOREVER! Time to say my farewells-adios bitches! Never looking back!!

#5455 Holy fuck! I need some more Adderall to sustain this. 21 credit hours, haven't slept from Monday. Anyone got'em addies?

Omega- Right this way officer.

#5454 Dammed global warming is going to kill us all.

Omega- If you're a global warning denier then you need to drop out of SLU and unlike this page.

#5453 I confess if this dickhead professor fails me after I brought in a legitimate hospital excuse then I'm bricking his car over the summer. Fuck your jeans and tie bitch ass.

#5452 I confess that I got a copy of [redacted's] final. Damn my cousin is gonna be happy when he has to take the make-up Friday. It's amazing what you can do when you just make friends with people.

Omega- You don't wanna ruin it do you?

#5464 I work at Ponchatoula [redacted] and tonight I worked self checkout. There was this dude that came up to checkout around 10 o'clock he had a big flashy [redacted] on and had a [redacted]. All I want him to know is that he needs to bring his fine ass back to [redacted] and see me so &' you know who you are ! You had on [redacted] and [redacted] shorts , a [redacted] shirt, and [redacted].

Omega- I'm so happy you can use our confessions page as a means to contact the random men you meet while working at [redacted], feel free to send us more!

#5451 Stop saying "Douche Canoe."
Thank you.

Omega- DOUCHE CANOE DOUCHE CANOE DOUCHE CANOE DOUCHE CANOE DOUCHE CANOE DOUCHE CANOE DOUCHE CANOE DOUCHE CANOE DOUCHE CANOE DOUCHE CANOE DOUCHE CANOE DOUCHE CANOE DOUCHE CANOE DOUCHE CANOE DOUCHE CANOE DOUCHE CANOE DOUCHE CANOE DOUCHE CANOE