#5594 My boy friend is, literally, the best guy I've ever had! He treats me like a princess, is respectful to my friends and family, spoils me, and fucks me like a slutty porn star! Ladies, never judge a book by the cover, you have no idea what your missing out on!

Cake - Wait like literally? On a scale of one to even, I bet you can't

#5590 I feel like i've watched every Jenna Marbles video atleast 5 times in the past week. And i'm a guy... She's hot and funny, why can the world have more Jennas?!?!

#5570 Sometimes I wish my boyfriend had a bigger dick. I would never tell him that though. He was the first person I've ever had sex with. I love him to death, but sometimes I wonder about what I might be missing.

#5592 #5592 I liked this girl for almost a year now, and tried countless times to get close to her. As a result, I've been stood up, ignored, and left feeling pathetic. We still talk often, and one time she sent me naked pics of herself... and I thought something was finally going to happen. Nope. A few days later she gets back with her ex. My confession? I wish I kept those nudes so I can f*cking show her loved one that she was playing both of us. I also confess that I still have the messages of her confessing that she has cheated, and continues to want to cheat. Now what to do...

"Q"- Listen to some "get over the bitch" kind of music and take it to heart. You dodged a bullet, don't go jumping in front of a new one.

#5569 I confess I have a high tolerance for alcohol and get drunk to watch people be idiots

Cake - how quaint, I have a low tolerance for alcohol and get drunk to forget about idiots

#5575 I confess that I feel like my life is completely pointless. I contribute nothing of value.

#5566 I confess that I am a tinder girl and I rather enjoy seeing guys I've seen on the app around campus. Wonder if they do the same thing??

#5568 I hate when short girls date tall guys, we need them instead!!!