#5578 I confess, I was going to start school this year and had no clue what I was doing. No clue on how to even sign up, or get grants, or scholarships, or what to go for or how to ask for help. This shit is confusing.

#5652 Very disappointed that Reginka and Nastya left southeastern. They were so gorgeous!

"Q"- I think* they only had a 2 year contract, but Nastya was the finest thing to come out of Russia since bottled vodka

#5573 So I've been lying to my boyfriend about taking my birth control for a little of 2 months now and he likes to cum in since he "knows" I won't get pregnant. When should I change his name in my phone to baby daddy?

#5579 I just saw an Alpha Omicron Pi get caught stealing at Target! All her sisters were like "No! She didn't mean to! She forgot about them!" Really sorority girl, your daddy wouldn't buy them for you so you stole them instead? Nice job! Too bad you got caught! Good luck next time though.

#5572 Shoutout to all the minors getting tickets for underage drinking at cate st pub, they don't mess around.

#5571 I confess my favorite mystical creature is the happy lady from the tampon commercials.

#5578 Ladies, if your man doesn't have swag. . .marry him, before the dumb fucks corrupt him!

#5621 I confess that even though my friends say im huge i still feel weak. its a vicious cycle for guys bc no matter how big size or muscle wise u arent satisfied. our self esteem is just as fragile as a chicks