#5636 I confess that I'm so over my body that I'm starting to starve myself.

#5628 For the past week my boy friend has been sending me mixed signals. Its like one day we are perfect, then the next day he just seems mad at me? It's like he's on the rag. "Babe, you've been acting weird this week, are you on your special thing? Do I have to go get you man-pons and Madden 15?"

#5624 My ex would let me choke her, slap her in the face, pull her hair, and call her a slut who needs to be punished when having sex. Now I'm single and don't know if a random hookup would be okay with me putting her in her place like that. Otherwise, it will be too hard for me to get off.

"Q"- You could always just do that stuff anyway in the off chance they're into it too ¯\_(?)_/¯

#5619 I gave you a fist bump instead of a hug and have been kicking myself all evening.

Cake - Did you just friend zone yourself..

#5623 My first confession was never approved and posted by the admins. Now I feel fucking lame.

"Q"- Resend it. It very well could've been one of the ones Cake deleted before I could get to it. Isn't that right Cake?

#5637 I was recently fired and in need of a server/bartender job like, yesterday! ASAP! any suggestions?

#5686 I've never considered myself gay, but sometimes I fantasize about hooking up with a girl. I find myself wishing a girl would hit on me so I could see if I would actually go through with it.

#5632 I know good and well that manscaping is important and every man does it. Hell, I do it. To my roommate: next time you decide to trim your peas and carrots, clean up after yourself. I appreciate you did it over the toilet but please FLUSH them.

"Q"- I thought the expression "peas and carrots" signified compatibility, not pubes.