Multi-non-confession(s)

1: I want to play flag football but don't know anyone with a team. Help?

2:Where the f@ck is V?!?

3:Looking for some people (guys and girls) who are good at volleyball that might be interested in joining our intramural coed team. Comment if interested.

4: all the good girls are straight and all the good guys are gay. how's a girl supposed to find love around here?

5: Well ok I'm thinking of coming back for the spring but I don't know if I apply for FASA will the money come in time for that semster. Or should I get a private student loan from a bank.
Sorry its not a juicy story lol just a broke student trying to get a education

#5639 Anytime I hear "newly single" in the context of wanting to get together with someone new, I think of someone who can't just be with themselves. Seems weak and unattractive to flit from one cock to the next. This is why a lot of women and men that choose to stay single end up more happy when they do find that good one, because they're already happy beforehand and aren't used up.

#5637 I confess that I'm lonely because I'm a gay guy and in the closet. I would come out, but there's a strong possibility that my family will cut me off and not support me on my journey to and through medical school. :(

#5631 To the guy who use to be in Keith Bancrofts Tues/Thurs bio class at 2. Haven't seen you the last few classes, you sat in front of me twice. Had a scruffy beard. Total hottie... Wish I knew your name, bc I'm total crushin & I'm newly single.

#5626 Are you suppose to feel like absolute crap when you take ADHD medicine and stay up 24 hours? School is too stressful already.

I cannot sleep at night. I am considering becoming a Batman like crime fighter or a janitor.

#5627 I confess that I fucking hate that you call yourselves Q, Omega, and Cake. I also fucking hate that you all have your own little facebooks.

"Q"- They hate what they don't understand. Father forgive them, they know not what they do.

#5625 I confess that I have a skeleton inside of me....but I'm afraid if I say anything to anyone that it will jump out and run away. D: