#1007 is it just me or is the garret parking full as funk this year. i have never park on the 4th floor in the parking garage. who are all these people?

#1005 People ask me all the time how can you say you truly loved one person. You were married!? Didn't you love him? My answer is yes but there are many forms of love and the Greeks understood this. The love my heart and soul want to give to that one person is Eros and Agape. I truly love my friends but with Philia love. And my family I love with Storge love. There are many many other types. My heart pours out love to everyone I meet but it takes a while for me to see where and in what type of love each one fits.

#1004 So I'm standing outside a classroom in Fayard, waiting for my history class. It's 9:23. And this girl runs up and starts bitching about how she is almost late for class and she hates rushing. She's doing nothing but blaming the other people on the road and around campus.
News flash: The commute time isn't gonna change just cuz you want it to. If you leave late, you're gonna be late for class. If you don't want to rush so you're not late, maybe you should leave earlier. It really is that simple.

#1003 I confess that I think a couple girls in AST are insanely cute and id love to take one them on a date, but apparently they like to jump from OX to OX every night. I just don't want to feel like I slept with a whole frat. And before any ASTs jump my dick....don't even try to deny it.

Omega- "jump my dick"?? OP, I wish I could jump into that mind of yours for a minute just to experience what it's like to have such a grossly naive and patriarchal view of the world and different groups of people. Wow, College students are horny..? Wooooohh how surprising. Why don't you check the herpes/hiv rate for this area, i'm pretty sure ASTs aren't the only people you should be mindful of. Jump your own dick son.

#1002 I confess that I actually follow the signs on the wall of the second floor track in Pennington for which lane to run and walk in everyday. Is it there just for decor? I see so many people running or walking in the wrong lane and sometimes even going the opposite direction that I'm wondering if I'm the one in the wrong.

#1000 What possesses someone to come to the library, sit next to a person when there are several completely unoccupied areas. And then have an obnoxious, regular volume phone call, while you take your shoes off and put your bare feet on the table? I threw away the pen you left to spite you.

Omega- If only possession could rationally explain away someone's rude demeanor. It's probably just the way they were reared, OP. Why would you waste a perfectly usable pen? Tisk tisk.

#999 I'm a gay girl and looking for any gay women at SELU. I want to start dating.

Omega- I forgot the college-lesbian vending machine is still broken. Let me go grab you one from the back, OP.

#998 For you, I want all the happiness that I could not give you. It's not with me or in me. You have hurt me. You both win in that respect but I'm moving forward and I don't want to keep dwelling on these bruises. I'm finally doing well. I hope that one day soon you will be too.

Omega- ? Wait a minute this is too deep ?