#5786 Multiple Confession/Non Confession/Rant Post (No, one person did not write all of these)

Take a look at these confessions... Imagine if we actually made a post for every one of them, things would become watered down very quickly. Now, imagine how much of this kind of stuff we receive on a regular basis and simply have to turn down because it starts to become a little too much. We are looking for solid confession material, and this kind of stuff simply does not cut it most of the time. Yeah, we might let some of these slide on a good day but we do not have the capacity to post this kind of stuff all day. We aren't here to constantly debate about religion, patriotism, atheism, politics or give out advice/opinions on everyone's relationship/sex problems. We don't like unoriginal lewd content or rants about subjects we have been discussing for an extended period of time.

We welcome anyone to post but we just ask that you follow the simple guidelines outlined our website. All we really ask is that you submit actual confessions that do not attack a particular person.

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Sometimes we let the non-confession stuff slide but it has to be quite original and creative. Most of the rants and opinions people try to post through us normally just end up on our rants and rejects page.

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Alright, here are those confessions I was talking about.

Religion:

A) I confess that if I have female children I'll follow through with my religious beliefs and go ahead with gential mutilation. Thankfully, I have the right to pratice my beloved beliefs in America. You may not understand but my children will one day and thank me for making them holy.


B) Why are there so many close-minded people on this campus? I've overheard many Christians openly bashing Atheists & talking about how stupid/wrong they are. Just because you chose Christianity doesn't mean everybody has to think that way. No specific religion, or lack of religion, should be “right” and the others all wrong. Everybody is allowed to have different opinions & values, believe it or not. In the real world, you can't just walk around with an arrogant attitude, openly insulting everybody whose opinion differs from yours. Think before you speak people.


C) I confess that I often wonder how many people truly know Jesus. Not the bible, or the ten commandments, or Hail Mary, but Jesus. The author and finisher of our salvation.

Romance/Sex/Relationships

1) I was in a study room with a few friends and the girl I flirt with all the time sat across from me and randomly started using her feet to jack me off until I came. Needless to say I was so focused and strangly turned on that I now idea what we were studying. Now all I think about is that. Is that weird and what the hell is that called!!!

2) I masturbate furiously in between classes in the men's room and hope some guy walks in on me spanking my clam pearl.

3) I confess I am looking for just the casual hookup but every girl i make a move on is all about commitment. SLU needs to start a friends with benefits society.

4) To the medium height stocky chocolate guy that is always either in the union or the cafe and wears a visor everyday, you sir, are one fine man.

5) This morning in my Comm211 class we had to give speeches on a person in our class. This black girl tripped over some dudes back pack and the whole class laughed. The whole time she did her speech I was just so mesmerized by her beauty though, but I've never been attracted to a black girl before but she was just amazingly beautiful. I wonder if she likes that. But then people might judge me for dating a black girl. This is a tough situation.

Signed,
White and Confused

6) So I very recently had a coworker ask me out. He's a sweet kid, seemingly very genuine. I, however, turned him down (as kindly as possible) because I'm basically a crazy nervous wreck lately. Well last night, he texted me feeling terrible because he "fucked things up with the girl he loves" -.-
.... While this is sweet and all that he trusts me enough to confide his personal problems with me, I'm a little miffed that he asked me out when he's knowingly in love with someone else.
Guys, wtf? I'm not a terrible catch, Ok. I've been told I'm relatively attractive. I have a hellofa sense of humor normally. I smoke. I play video games. I read for recreation, and I pride myself on finding and balancing on the fine line between prude and sleaze.. But shit, I'm not Ok with you trying to make me the rebound. Goddamn it.
Even the "nice" ones are fucking slick.
Will I ever be a guy's first pick? I think I'll accept being the crazy old cat lady in 50 years.
Wahh. Woe is me. :/
Rant over. Thanks for listening/reading.

6) I just want to date a guy who doesn't mind coming over for some zelda on the N64 and to enjoy a meal I cooked. I hear so many guys talking about they want a bad bitch... Like you can't date someone normal. Keep dating a bad bitch and you might catch something bad indeed.

7) So the other day my girlfriend gave me a foot job and at first I didn't know what to think but then I really really enjoyed it. Now for the past two days when I walk around campus and I see girls in the sandals or evening in the gym all I think about is getting a foot job. Is that weird or is that common ?? Yall please help me out with advice!

8) I've never gotten past the second date with a girl. But if there was a girl out there that would let me, I would just go crazy with her. I'm talking full on eating, licking, fingering, fucking, and whatever she'd be into until she just couldn't take it. She wouldn't even really have to get me off, because I probably would just by letting me finagle her body around. That's right ladies; a whole night of orgasms until you can't take it anymore, and you don't even have to touch my dick.

9) College 101: don't hook up with your hook up. Some needs are just greater than others!

10) I'm in love with a girl but I'm in college now and I'm hoping I can start a relationship with a guy. Its complicated.

11) I'm a girl, and all I really want is some dope ass head.

12) I confess that before we hooked up, I thought he was narcissistic. After I fell for his stupid charm, I finally woke up and realized that I was right. Unfortunately, I'm still attracted to him and although he treats me like I no longer exist, he still has the ability to turn my legs to jello and my stomach into knots. I've tried forcing him out of my life, but I occasionally run into him around campus and all the memories come flooding back. I have never felt so stupid in my entire life, but I'd give anything to have him f@ck me one more time.

13) I really enjoy masturbating. I love it. I've never had sex but I love pleasuring myself. There is just one problem. I'm in a shared dorm & I can't do it anymore. My room mate never leaves. HOME GIRL NEEDS SOME PLEASURE.

14) There is this guy I've been seeing for a few months now. I really like him and want more but I'm nervous about telling him that.. more so for the fact Idk what his response will be. I guess my confession is that I'm falling in love with him and I'm afraid he doesn't feel the same way. Any advice is appreciated!!

15) I confess that I have fake boobs. Guys what are your opinions on fake boobs?

#5785 I am with the love of my life, happily living together and going strong... but I confess that I often daydream about what I would do if they left me- like binge, purge, starve, take laxatives and all the other "horrible" things that I should be glad aren't a part of my daily life anymore (although, they are still part of my daily thoughts)...

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#5784 I hate the toilet paper in the women's bathroom in Garrett. I mean you can't even gently pat yourself dry after tinkling without the toilet paper falling apart. I honestly think that's why the lines are so long for the women's bathroom. We have to spend an extra 5 minutes in the stall trying to dig pieces of that cheap ass toilet paper out of our "hoo ha's".

#5784 I understand what happened on September 11 was horrible and changed the lives for everyone. But it's been 13 years and I'm tired of them replaying it every year. That goes the same with Hurricane Katrina. Yes both were horrible but why do they have to keep on replaying it every year? Please say I'm not the only one that feels this way.

Omega- Yeah, you aren't the person who lies dead in the street as a result of these tragic events, why should you have to be reminded of them?

#5790 The truck that frequently parks in the Upperclassman lot near White and Southeastern Hall is one of the most unsightly trucks I've ever seen. You know, that black lifted truck with the Browning deer decal with a bow, Pepto pink Chevy symbol, tailgate hitch, calipers, etc. I confess that I cross the parking lot to avoid walking near it, because I'm paranoid someone will mistake me as being the owner.

#5816 To the cliques of people that walk in herds and will suddenly stop right in the middle of the sidewalk/hall for whatever stupid reason, forcing everyone behind you to walk around your wall of flesh, I HATE YOU.

#5882 I confess that I don't think ill ever eat an ice cream sandwich ever again. I just ate 7. Am i gonna die?

#5789 I have really bad anxiety. Most people just don't get it. I'm sick of being told to stop overreacting, or to stop being so emotional. I just really can't help how my brain works and how I feel things. I've tried.