#5800 TBT confession alert: I should've been the one to have gotten you pregnant...I would've done everything possible to support you and our child. But I decided keep fooling around with that dumb bitch who in the end just broke my heart...now you're with some other guy who's not even the father and clearly could never love you like I would love you

#5793 I confess that I truly believe 9/11 was an inside job.

#5806 I confess that for the life of me, I cannot figure out why blinkers were invented when only 1/50,000 PEOPLE USE THEM OMG

#5926 To Olivia in cycling class, you will be the only reason I go back. Stay classy.

#5804 Today, I met a guy who believed the sun was a government experiment. I didn't know what to say to him, so I just let him flap his mouth.

I still don't know what to say to that kind of thing.

Omega- "hey hey hey hey... smoke weed every day"

#5809 My last relationship was a nightmare composed of infidelity, lies, and manipulation. For the longest time, I loathed this little girl for "stealing" my boyfriend and flaunting it. He has recently broken her heart in a similar way he did mine and I can't help but feel sorry for the little twatter... I mean, she's still a complete tool, but she didn't deserve that. I genuinely feel bad for trashing her so much when my ex was really the one at fault. Ladies: never let a sleazy guy pit you against another woman to justify their own wrongdoing. It's just dumb. You WILL look stupid and trashy. No dick is worth your dignity, dude.

#5792 Ok, so I'm your typical closet freak! No one would ever guess that I'm willing to try almost anything in the bedroom.. But I recently stuck my finger up my man's poop hole and find that he enjoyed it WAY too much! I've heard it is very pleasurable for guys if done correctly, but I'm wondering if I have an undercover on my hands! Thoughts?

#5791 The ginger library safety guy weirds me out. Who the hell volunteers to keep a library safe?