#5862 As a slightly overweight woman, I find it crazy how everyone tells us ladies to be comfortable in our own skin and blasé blasé but then turn around and tell overweight men that they need to lose weight, get muscle, stop being a fat ass, etc.

"Q"- For those who don't want to look up blasé it means indifferent

#5861 I work in the library and over the course of my shifts, I get a lot of complaints about the speed of the computers on the first floor.
"Computer 24 is being slower than Congress" and "You need to turn off the computer because it is acting like its from 1993" were just two from today. Please note that people that work at the library don't control the computer speed with a little magic switch, all of the computers are on one very large network that just is slow in general.

"Q"- Slower than reading War and Peace on quaaludes

#5863 The rice crispy treats in the Mane Dish taste like disappointment and bitter mediocrity.

#5866 I confess that I agree with students complaining about the new union. My biggest issue is that is doesn't disperse students at all. Before we had CFA and the caf away from everything. Now it's impossible to breathe in the union.

"Q"- I'm sure it'll get better eventually. But someone probably said that about the first case of Ebola too...

#5857 >tfw no SO to sit under Friendship Oak with

#5817 I have to wear two bras everyday. A regular bra and a sports bra, because I have DDD boobs. If I don't wear 2, they sag...


I'm a guy.


Jk

#5864 Lost my keys earlier. They have a black nylon strip attached to them, for a Subaru. Have checked with campus police already. If anyone finds them, let me know on here, thanks

#5898 What's the rule? If a teacher's not there after 15 minutes, class is cancelled? Thanks for the heads up Ms. Servat in English 230. (That'she sarcasm, by the way.)