#5898 I confess the amount of mentally handicapped/socially challenged students we have is disturbing. they interrupt class constantly and are genrally irritating and obnoxious. I get annoyed easily and they never shut the fuck up. ever. they go up to complete strangers and annoy them ad I don't think they belong at this university. community college maybe. but not here

Omega- First of all, go fuck yourself. Secondly, we're banning your IP address.

#5940 I know she may be old, but Dr. Penny Shockett who teaches bio is fine as hell... I wonder if she has any granddaughters my age.

#5982 Does the short redhead who works at The Republic in New Orleans go to SELU? I'm not a lesbian, but she is making me think I am. Hopefully she goes here and wants to help me figure out my sexuality.

#5864 That awkward moment when your roommate uses your fridge to store his cum, claiming that he is storing it there for safe keeping...

#5817 So I went to the mansion a few nights ago. I went there for a lap dance with some friends. There was a young guy there that was plastered out of his mind. He was yelling about how he made six figures and he was going to make it rain. By the end of the night he was sitting in a corner mumbling to himself. The girl that was giving us a lap dance was laughing saying he comes in here and makes it "rain" with 20 dollars all the time and tries to take one of them home, but is yet to be successful.

#5862 I was wearing the SLU tshit (the ones with the white letters) the other night. My boyfriend looked at me and said, "They made a typo. They forgot the "T"'

#5898 Don't you hate it when you're in the middle of going about your business and someone walks up to you and asks, "What is life?" and your head explodes?

#5973 I slept with my bestfriend, and I think I'm falling for her. We have discussed our feelings, and she says no to me so I tell her I have no feelings for her but we keep sleeping with each other, and I fall for her harder. Should I start ignoring her, or what do I do?