#6032 Made a money ($5K) salad in the cafeteria today.

#6067 I need a hookup for some MDMA (AKA Molly). willing to pay for purity. Comment "molly" if you have the connect and you will be contacted

Cake - if you've ever wanted to do Molly with a NARC now's your chance

#6031 I confess that the black stud walking in front of kinesiology around 11:05 AM dressed nice can come to mama!

#6069 Dear Lord, Help me make the decision to not kill my friend's ex-girlfriend.

I'm joking, of course. But seriously: I might just slap you into next month if I see you here again. You know what you did. What you don't know is that is was wrong, and now a lot of people are mad at you. I hope you're embarrassed, because you should be. And if you're not embarrassed and guilty, then you will be when you get to Hell.

#6028 If anyone could please tag miss Olivia Kathlyn Armanini and let her know that her purse has been turned into the lost and found at the police station on campus, that would be great. I waited about fifteen minutes in the fayard hallway but she never showed up to get it.

I promise I didn't mess with the contents except to look at your ID so I could notify you on here, Olivia! I'm going to email you on your southeastern email incase you don't see this post. Sorry if you came back after I left the hallway.

#6063 To any girl on campus I will literally give you ten dollars if you cuddle with me for ten minutes on Wednesday

#6047 I'm an atheist! I was invited to attend the Lions for Lamb program tomorrow by several students. Although, I think their beliefs are silly I will go and let you know how it goes.

"Q"- All religious debating aside for a second; God only knows (heh see what I did there ;)) some of you lonely bastards could use a room full of people glad to see you.

#6086 So you're becoming civil with your ex and start hanging out again. They invite one if their friends over while you're there. Is the new person off limits?