#6046 To the three guys in American literature that think you're so funny and talk over the teacher. Shut the f**k up this AINT THE BABY GAP!!!!!

#6112 I just have some questions. Who carries around hundreds/thousands of dollars in cash around like that, why not just put it on a card that you can cancel if you lose it? Especially in Hammond.What extravagant stores are you going to spend that at? The TJ Maxx or the "shopping center" that has a RiteAid attached to it? No one cares who you're going to spoil at the mall or what type of dressing you're going to put on your 5k salad. Go invest that money or put it back into your savings account you took it out of just to take a picture.

#6079 (Warning:Long ass rant) So getting this new job has been an utter fucking nightmare.

So I go in an absolutely ace the interview. It's all downhill from there.

So they call me in to sign a bunch of paperwork. Naturally, I would need my social security card for them to verify various employment related things. That shit is gone. Somehow someway. This was on Friday at two in the afternoon. The office to get it replaced closes at 3.

On top of that my car keys went missing right before that, so I had to root around in my house in a mad dash so mad I went to the store with my shirt inside out and shaving cream on my ear.

Anyways, I had to wait until monday to head over to the SSA office for the replacement card. Turns out they changed a metric fuckton of employment eligibility policies just this august. So I'm the first guy this store is gonna be dealing with this from. (They tend to keep their employees around, not many people get hired)

So I go and get all these papers together and deal with the nightmare that is Social Security Bureaucracy. Then I head over to the place at too-fucking-early-in-the-morning o'clock. I give them what they need, tell them that shit is what they need, and explain to them how they can use it to do what they need to do.

Later that day I get a call saying "Yo, we didn't copy everything we needed."....twice.

The second time? My car's radiator fucking catches on fire. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?

And you know what? IT STARTS TO RAIN. At least that put the fucking fire out.

So now here I am, standing in the rain with a jacked up deathtrap of a car in the goddamn rain. Spending my last pennies on motor oil to replace what got ruined in the flames because goddamnit I have shit to do and mortal danger will not get in my way. (Apologies to any and everybody who shares the road with me.)

Funny thing? That's actually the short version of all the shit that went wrong. The full list would be as long as my fucking dick. Now please, enjoy my delicious tears of anger. They taste like Tobasco sauce. I promise.

(P.s. Admins feel free to edit this into a readable state if you feel it worth the effort. My rage-shakes are making me not able to do any of that myself. /cue headsplosion)

P.S.S. Fuck my life up the ass with a whose teeth has been replaced with dildos.

#6111 I confess that Ben, the guy that no one likes, who comments stupid ass shit on every post, actually didn't graduate from Southeastern and is a hermaphrodite.

#6036 To the girl that asked me if I was OK when I tripped coming down the stairs, thank you. In my embarrassment I may not have said it. Being disabled sucks and your kindness while the others laughed, was very welcomed. So again thank you.

#6045 Saw a girl with red eyes today. It was awesome.

"Q"- Plot twist: it was just god awful pink eye

#6034 I'm bored at GA job but I confess that I'm going to spoil my girlfriend rotten tonight. Today is her birthday! I'm buying her a $1200 coach bag, taking her out to dinner, and $500 necklace. She has no idea! That's why they call me d-money around campus!

Cake - the only thing they should be calling you around campus with a "d" in it is stupi-d.

#6033 I want to thank this guy Blade for talking me down from what could have been a severely bad panic attack. You didn't even know me and you talked to me and calmed me down I can't show my appreciation enough. Just... Let me know your favorite Starbucks drink and it'll be on me.

"Q"- And the award for edgiest name on campus goes to...