#6085 I confess that even though I have a certified 5/5 chill to pull ratio, I am not a frat star.

#6055 The only bathroom I use on campus is the fourth floor library bc it is the most quiet and less disturb place to take a dump

#6056 Some people are honestly just rude. If someone is sitting at a table alone and you need a chair, it's polite to ask if you can take a chair from their table. I wasn't sitting alone today, I had friends coming to sit in the chair someone just took from the table I was sitting at. THEN, someone ran into my table, knocked my drink over, and KEPT WALKING. No I'm sorry, no my bad, nothing. Most people at Southeastern practice common courtesy but the ones that don't really take it to the next level with the unbelievable rudeness.

#6060 I'm on campus the day after getting my first colonic. I'm loving the weight loss and light feeling, but boy has this been a shitty day so far. I can't stop taking smooth dumps. Perhaps this is what the morning after anal feels like.

#6084 The biggest toolbar of the year award goes out to two individuals. They both claim to make over 100k a year at [redacted]. Riddle me this... Luke, and why does your mom still pay your rent? 30 year old drunken loser. Tim, you're the other lucky individual to win this award. You're 40 years old, go out every night of the week, take steroids so you think you're bad... But you get beat up by 18 year olds. Grow up. And to make six figures a year, why don't you have anything to show for it? If you know either of these two douche bags I worked with. I am sorry... I know your pain

#6115 It puzzled me as to why there are some many black Christians on campus The Bible endorses slavery and was used to justify the enslavement and lynching of black people. So, why are they still following this religion that was forced on their ancestors during slavery?

"Q"- So much wrong with this. Thank god Wednesday only comes once a week

#6114 I have noticed that a lot of the other students are very religious and always want to take about how Jesus died for me. Look for the last time, Jesus Christ isn't my savior or died for me. If you want to believe in your invisible man in the sky that's your business

#6054 There is almost certainly no hell. Smile and enjoy your lives!

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