#1081 I've been trying to strengthen my back at the SLU gym for about two years now due to long-term injuries. I noticed that on the yellow squat machine people don't rerack their weights. Please learn to do that. It's hard to take 4 45s off to put on my 25s without hurting myself. Thanks gym friends.

#1080 To the girl with the purple backpack in the bookstore Wednesday around 9am. You are absolutely breath taking I regret not asking you for your number.

Submitted: 11/16/2016

#1079 To the guy with the beautiful brown mullet today (11/16/16) wearing a green SLU athletics jacket walking past the library today around 2:50pm, I need to know more about you. I've never seen anyone look so hot with a mullet.

#1078 I don't know her name but, the girl who wears nice dresses all the time, and has a bob in her hair all the time: she is absolutely gorgeous. I managed to make eye contact with her a bit today in the bookstore, and I noticed a couple of times she gave quick looks at me. I think imma go for it!

Submitted: 11/10/2016

#1077 The liberal tears are delicious today.

So, are you concerned about an oppressive government? Go to a gun range and learn how to defend yourself. Just gotta swallow your self-righteous pride on the way in...

#1075 I confess, I have cheated on nearly every single exam I've ever taken. It's how I passed physics, organic, genetics, spanish, chemistry, etc. All of them. I can probably count on one hand the number of exams I didn't even look at someone else's exam. I'm not dumb either, just too lazy and unfocused to study hard enough.

#1076 Hannah, the Phi Mu that works at Starbucks is the absolute sweetest. She made me feel better this morning.

#1074 I don't know your name, but the guy working at Brady's bar with the orange shirt Saturday night for the costume party, you were the finest looking guy I have ever seen.