#6710 I confess that I fucked my wife's best friend and we both lied about it for years. We came clean one day and I confess I did it again.

Thank you, have a nice day.

"Q"- I never thought I'd be so happy to start reading about adultery again.

#6838 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRGnPIlclps

Ill just leave this hear for anybody that loves a good bible message! I know i do! God bless!

#6714 I confess that I want to have a threesome that involves myself my girlfriend and another girl, but have no clue how to get that dream off the ground. Ready set go with the crazy "how dare u want that" comments.

#6715 I confess that a few years ago, my friends got really drunk one night and were walking through campus and just randomly decided to steal my tailgate off of my truck for no rhyme or reason. Scared me to death and I was really pissed off, but I got it back eventually. It still sucked though, like royally!!

#6772 My favorite workout during the week is to run around Selu campus with no shirt and short shorts talking about feeling free and showing off my sexy body for all the ladies p.s. I'm a guy

#6711 I would like to thank the people who give us the free newspaper bc after I read one I take a whole shitload of them home and use it as bedding for my snakes and rats that I feed to my snakes. I'm sure my snakes would like to say thank you as well since you keep their cages nice and clean for free and my rats prob hate you bc it makes it easier to care for and clean their cage. Sincerely the reptile enthusiast who always takes a lot of newspapers

#6716 When baby wipes aren't present, I resort to lubricating my boring wad of toilet paper with saliva, so as to ensure my anus is properly cleaned. Keeps the skid marks away!!

#6713 I confess that I keep a lid on my shit, but most of the people that know me would never have guessed I had a warrant on me or that I got a ride home from an officer when that was the case.