#6767 I confess that I don't understand how people can deny evolution. Do they just ignore the fossil record? Just pretend that it's not there? I'm genuinely curious.

Cake - People may deny evolution just as much as you (I assume) deny religion. Don't worry about their beliefs; you just do you.

#6718 What do you do when you know your friend is lesbian or bisexual? We have proof but she won't admit it.

"Q"- Pray her gay away? Burn her at the stake for sodomy? Or, you know, you could leave the subject alone and let her come out when she wants to, but uggh that's just too morally right and boring...

#6840 I wish there were more girls that their boobs jiggled like jello.

#6839 Really SELU why would you put that guy in our news. Do you really know him? He is the biggest douche, talks down to people, thinks he is better than everyone. He may get lucky with his few jobs but he isn't a nice person in general.

#6728 My life sucks, just turned down for an internship with disney! What to do now? I so wanted to get on my knees for that damn mouse.

Omega- ugh disney internship people...

#6727 This goes out to everyone that keeps their phone on vibrate and sets it on the table. Turn it on fucking silent do you know how annoying it is to repeatedly hear it while listening to a lecture. If you wanna text the whole class turn the damn thing on silent or get the fuck out!

#6717 I confess that I am pretty sure I'm going to end up alone forever and I have no earthly idea how to rectify this or if it is simply destiny. I suppose thats why they invented headphones and mp3 players right?

#6712 Last night I got a little too drunk while watching my totally not gay vampire show. I completely forgot I even had a roommate, and when she and her friend came home I was sure i was about to be burglarized. I began clearing our house ass naked, save for a P2022. I made it to the front door and was met by my roommate and her ladyfriend. This morning she informed me that my Naked Cowboy fathead should be here soon.