#6745 Dear admins,
Don't complain about running out of confessions when you reject half the ones you get. Dickholes.

Sincerely,
I Sent in 2 This Week & You Didn't Fucking Post Them

Cake - Dear Butthurt,
Don't complain about your confession being rejected because chances were it didn't even meet our criteria and/or wasn't a confession. ALSO. We post everything in our inbox on Wednesdays so it probably did get posted or will be; you should probably pay closer attention.
Sincerely,
Don't fuck with me.

#6747 I confess I secretly love when you complain about how the person you picked over me treats you like shit. That's what you get for picking someone who leaves you for someone else instead of the person that would do anything for you... yea, I'm bitter, deal with it.

#6755 Sometimes I really just want to walk up to cute guys at the union, sit down, and start a conversation.
But I don't have enough self esteem for that shit.

#6749 I confess that this Caitlin N girl from my Sociology class could probably get it today, tomorrow, next week and should've got it yesterday..but..she turned my kick ass request to do so down...and by turned me down I mean she won't follow me back or accept my friend requests so I can't make my approach...

#6804 I confess that even though I am a pretty ok person and make a lot of friends both male and female I always mess it in one way or another I just want to make a friend with a female and let it lead to something special but as always I mess that up before I can get there and it sucks :(

#6801 I love eating ass. There's nothing better than making your girl squirt with your tongue in her ass and knuckle deep in her pussy

#6751 I confess I'm finally reaching a point where I can say I love myself. I no longer want to die. I can look in the mirror and not hate what I see and I know what it means to appreciate who I truly am. It's a wonderful feeling and I am glad I chose to stick around to experience it.

#6744 Lol at SLU football losing tonight. Way to screw the pooch. You guys suck both ways.