#6780 My girlfriend doesn't have a hymen. She told me she never had sex. Is it possible that a woman can be born without a hymen or can it be broken from a tampon?

Omega- Check between the couch cushions. I think that's where we left it...

#6785 I confess that after tonight, I would love to own a howler monkey. Surely nothing could be more gratifying than an adorable ball of fur that does nothing but throw shit and scream at people all day? I'd even buy him a little megaphone.

#6842 I confess I'm having a project x halloween party this thursday 9:00pm AT TANGI MUDAFUCKIN LAKES. IT'S ABOUT TO GO DOWN(KEVIN HART VOICE) WE GOT SNACKS, JET PACKS, WATER WITH RIPPLES BITCHES WITH RAINBOW NIPPLES...I'm sorry im high...any way its going to be mad fun yo. Good people good times.Come on down, all are welcome (except for old people and babies and communist ('MURICA)and basic bitches and stupid motherfuckers, and people who watch fox news and people who like tyler perry movies) Hopefully I'll see lots of unfamiliar faces before I black out. YAY FRIENDSHIP #TURNUP #TURNIP #SONOONETOLDYOULIFEWASGONNABETHISWAY #CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP #CRAIGICOULDBORROWYOMICROWAVE #BYEFELICIA #IMKEVINGATESEVERYBODYSSWORNFAVORITEPEOPLE #HEYJUDE #BABABABA #BENNYANDTHEJETSSS #DRAMABOMB!

#6770 To the charming gentlemen sitting outside the library at 5:30 pm: I find your chanting of "cherry coke" very intelligent. If you want my attention, maybe try talking to me like a human being instead of chanting the logo on my shirt like howler monkeys. I wonder if you sit outside of the library to make you seem smarter? If you want to appear smarter, keep your mouths closed. You'll catch flies.

#6793 To the thin blonde with glasses that sits to the side in Dr. Chauvin's 2pm US History class, you are one of the hottest women I have ever seen. I've been around the country photographing bands and have seen thousands of females, but you are absolutely spectacular. I'm going to probably get a C in the class because you are so distractingly gorgeous. Wow.

#6771 To the person who left their dildo in the washing machine, you left your dildo in the washing machine last Friday.

#6841 SELU needs a brothel or at least a few hot college girls that want to make money having sex. I'd love to rent a few every now and then.

#6768 I really want to eat out a girls booty. All jokes aside. Seriously. This ain't no Kevin Gates quote. Like this if you're down and we can make it happen ;)

Cake - Jeeeeesus, at least take her to dinner first! Might I suggest Taco Bell?