#6779 You dump me, and every time I walk past you on campus, I ALWAYS make it a point to smile at you. Yet you always either look away or give be bitch eyes. Alright then. Fuck you and your fat squinty face. I hope some burly black hobo sits across from you, ejaculates into your morning cereal and stares you down with his lazy eye while Mike Tyson uses manual rectal persuasion to force you to eat it and whispers "you like thith?" in your ear.

Omega- Why would anyone ever think of dumping you??!!

#6800 Mason from Theta Chi with the pretty eyes, I know all these girls want you, but I have a quick question. Do you think your girl friend would be down for some girl-on-girl action? (;

#6778 I confess that there is this girl who keeps looking at me (daily) in my class that I am crushing on hard, and I am stricken with paranoia as to whether or not my crush is actually looking at me or at the jabroni seated next to me. Crushing hard on her too. Its probably the jabroni she's after. fml.

#6777 WHY YOU PARK LIKE ASSHOLE?!? ASSHOLE!

#6790 To the girl on 190 who thought I was riding you. I wasn't. You tried to break check me and I didn't have to even hit my breaks. Then u gave me the bird. I am sorry for making you mad but it was funny how mad you were getting when I was at least three car lengths behind you. Sorry for laughing at you.

#6776 Omega is turning 109 on November 5th! Dang, I'd get you a cake to celebrate but you probably can't have all the sugar and I can't afford that many candles.

Cake - Omega doesn't need candles, I light up his life enough

#6789 I confess that I am a freshman (male) who is currently having the best time of his life at this school, socially and academically. I've been having a great time, meeting new friends, girls, etc. However, I have noticed the large amount of sloots, and it seems as if the genuine girls that are worth more than just my time are out numbered. I understand that my definition of "sloot" may not be the most accurate, but I know where my standards are. So you will have to do more than blow me between classes to impress, or get a text back. #SucksToSuck

#6843 Is it strange that my girlfriend has snap-chat and I don't?