#6976 Today was the best 11am tuesday-thursday tennis class we have ever had, because the stupid cocky guy that won't shut his stupid mouth, wasn't there! Thank goodness!

#6977 Arnold Schwarzenegger was right that lifting is like cumming. I can't get enough of it and haven't flicked my bean, nor had sex in months. The rush of the pump feels good and makes me feel invincible in between sets. I'm a female, and I embrace the pump. My mom thinks I'm insane when I inspect my limbs for more veins. I don't want to get hulking huge, but shredding makes me feel so powerful and attractive. Although other boys might not like it, there are men that love athletic bodies. The irony of it all is that I was chubby and never truly played sports in school. I am now a female athlete and it feels damn good to me. I can't give this addiction up at any cost.

#6975 There was a girl standing on the corner of University and N. General Pershing in white booty shorts smoking a cigarette. I think she was a hooker, but she looked abnormally clean for a hooker.

#7010 This is for all the times that I've seen a post on here that was negative towards music majors or anyone associated with the music department...

To all of you non-music majors or people who aren't in the arts i'd like to take the time to point out how you shouldn't act if ever you come to our professional performances and events. And yes we do realize that you are forced to be here and watch our displays of talents but the fact of the matter is most of you are complete assholes whenever you are in our audience:

Thinking that this is a time to watch YouTube videos, check your Facebook maybe even Snapchat that you are in the audience is ridiculous. This is not the place and time people! Also if you want to rummage through your school bag that's full of either marbles or skittles or whatever the fuck it is that is making the distracting noises isn't cool as well. If you're running late which let's face it, it happens...the point of the matter is you should enter silently no matter when you are entering the performance space and it's also nice if you enter when you hear clapping because that's the correct time to enter, not while someone is in the middle of a piece. And to all who talk during our performances it's not cute or respectful and yes the people who are staring at you with hatred in their eyes are doing it for a reason. Like I said we realize that you are being forced to have a little bit of culture in your life and to the audience that really wants to be there and that really wants to hear the beautiful piece or concert being performed is being distracted by your rude interruptions. It's not hard to sit still for at least 30 minutes to an hour and it's not hard for you to take a break from the world and turn your cell phones off and keep them in your pockets during the remainder of the performance. Have a little class this is what we do for a living and most of the time our events are recorded and we use those recordings to send off to professional grad schools or companies to hire us. Learn how to act in public professional events or don't bother coming, we rather you tell your teacher that you can't go to a performance because you don't know how to act rather than you coming in ruining the whole atmosphere for everyone else.

To end this positively to all of you who do exude class and respect for us we highly appreciate you and we hope that you have experienced something that you wouldn't have in a regular normal class. We hope that you take away a sort of appreciation for what we do in the end and for that we thank you.

#7009 This is the second time I ordered from Starbucks and had to wait 30 min because my order was skipped. If it happens again I will just find another place to get coffee.has this happened to anyone else or just me?

#7006 I confess, I believe that some people in this world are meant to be alone forever. I also confess that I believe myself to be one of said people, and I'm OK with this.

My friends find it disturbing, but I don't see the problem. Believed it or not, I'm relatively well-liked, even though I'm a crude bitch. Somehow, I have tons of friends and acquaintances who are always pestering me to hang out with them more. I get hit on by friends and randos often. Which I still don't understand. I'm one of those people your friends feel like they have to apologize for and say "she's really a good person once you get to know her" haha
But dispite all of this, I find I can't ever get enough alone time. I can be out with friends or trying to have fun on a date, and I find myself wishing I was at home, reading or playing saints row or watching Stanely Kubrick/Oliver Stone movies. I will be alone forever, but I'm OK with this. Just need a cool pet... Perhaps a raccoon or chameleon.. Hm.

"Q"- I want a pet otter or wolverine, just throwing that out there.

#6978 Due to our recent opinion piece casting a negative light on sorority life, members of Theta Phi Alpha have been removing newspapers from the stands around campus. Our distribution staff are now replacing the stolen newspapers, and a police report has been filed. Those of you who would like a copy of this week's issue, please be patient as we continue to restock. Thank you, and have a great day.

#6974 I confess that the "get a degree if you want a good job" shit I was fed my entire life is turning out to be a lie. I feel like all going to school has done is waste time, energy, and money. There is no light at the end of the tunnel with a four year degree for me and I can't stand not being able to pay my bills. I'm miserable to the point where I don't even want to wake up anymore.