#6991 To the stupid cunt driving the black coupe that decided to turn left from the right lane on 190 and almost got hit by myself and another truck.. take the bus. Because you sure as shit can't drive. You're so lucky, I almost smeared the hell out of you, after all.. it would've been your fault. I hate teenage drivers, only 1 in 10 of you little shits know how to drive and I'm probably being generous at that.

#7021 I confess that being a burrito is pretty great. I didn't go to any of my classes and I didn't do hw. It's pretty hard to eat, but sleeping is a big plus.

My girlfriend tried to join me but I guess the burrito life isn't for her. Maybe you should try it.

#6994 I would love to join an intramural team like football, soccer,or basketball, but I'm not in a fraternity nor do I have very many friends on campus. So it's hard for me to get out there and join.

#7005 If a rape charge is brought against someone, regardless of gender, and is found to be false, the prosecutor should face the same penalty as what the defendant would have gotten.

#6989 Lying on the couch under a blanket with clamps and a dildo when my roommate came walking in...hardest thing I've ever had to do in my life is pretend I didn't just squirt all over the couch.

"Q"- Rejoice, good confessions are back on the menu

#6988 I confess that I fucking hate calculus and I need a D to pass and never take it again. Any suggestions for passing this class (without the obvious like study, get a tutor, etc)? I'm talkin bribery or a doppelgänger taking the last test and final for me.. Possible $ reward ??

#6986 I confess that I like my professor. We talk all the time and we have so much in common. I know I can't do anything about it. Just wanted to get it off my chest. Wish I didn't feel this way.

#6990 I would personally like to thank the Religious Zealot outside of Fayard yesterday. Your screaming was enough to interrupt my 12:30 lecture near the entrance of D. Vic multiple times. You not only distracted me but my professor and classmates. Your presence has never once bothered me, however, when you start interrupting my studies I have a problem. You had me fucked up from 300 yards away. - I would also like to state that your comments condemning me to hell are like that of a mother telling her children, "If you're bad, Santa will give you coal."...yet you still got presents.