Friday, 07 November 2014 12:11 PM
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#7001 I confess that I'd much rather a fat short dick, than a fat long dick;
With that being said, I don't use dildos because they don't do anything for me, I usually use a Crayola Marker....
The other day I found mascara in my bathroom and it was the PERFECT size. I ripped off the paper, washed it, put on some porn and started going to town....the best squirt I've EVER had! I was throbbing so hard!
This morning my mom asked me where her mascara was that she left in my bathroom.....
"Q"- 1: What the fuck did I just read
2: Are you a "little person"?
3: See
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Friday, 07 November 2014 11:25 AM
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#6998 I confess that I'm a guy and I recently tried on a family member's yoga pants. I think it's time for a wardrobe change! :D
Friday, 07 November 2014 10:52 AM
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#6995 How do I tell my roommate that the girl I recently had sex with used his pillows and blankets to wipe the cum off of her
"Q"- You don't. You wash his blankets and pillows and never speak of it.
Friday, 07 November 2014 10:33 AM
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#6997 I confess that this isn't a confession but does anyone know how to cancel those lion debit cards? I spent all the money and have no use for it any longer.
Friday, 07 November 2014 10:13 AM
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#6996 Masturbating is an omen for me. Every time I do it, something bad happens later on that week... explains my horrible luck with women, shit pissing me off so much... my grand paw has cancer.. his life is in the palm of my hands... and in a few socks..
Friday, 07 November 2014 09:25 AM
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#7004 I'll be leaving the state a lot next semester so most likely I'll be taking all online classes, has anyone taken online English 102 before? Do we have to show up at any point of the semester at all?
Friday, 07 November 2014 08:43 AM
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#7059 Last night I had unprotected sex for the first time. It wasn't even that different from condom sex. Just a little more slippery, really. What's all the fuss over?
Cake - the psycho girls don't have to worry about poking holes in the condom anymore
Friday, 07 November 2014 08:38 AM
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#6992 So I went shopping with my parents at berry land campers the other day with my parents. A really cute nice man named Tim helped us. I caught him a few times checking me out and we smiled at one another a few times. Does anyone know if he's gay too? Help a brother out.