#7070 The majority of my confessions are racist, sexist, or otherwise offensive. But my real confession is this: they're not my real opinions. I submit them because it's entertaining to see people get so riled up and over something I know is absolutely meaningless. It's also easy to do if you understand the demographics: young liberals trying to prove to the world that we're all equal and need to change society as it stands (not saying I'm excluded from this group). Of course I know the girl standing on the corner smoking a cigarette was probably just out for a walk. But implying she's a hooker and seeing all of the legbeards come out of the wood works to cry misogyny so I could collect their liberal tears to use as personal lubricant was the highlight of my day. It's like giving a lemon to a baby: you know it's harmless, but their squinty face and crying is so adorable you can't help but laugh. Call me a no-life troll or post some Jezabelle article on the white man if you'd like, but I promise you it's funner than it sounds.

#7022 yesterday after the game there was a party. It was a lot of fun until the host and I guess his girlfriend? Got into a heated argument. The party was fun until it got violent in the guy pretty much hit his girlfriend in front of all of us. No guy should hit a woman and this is coming from a guy. I'm sorry that me and everybody else had to witness it.

"Q"- "Sorry for watching you beat your girlfriend" I don't think they make hallmark cards for that, but maybe one that says "I'm sorry, girl-I-watched-get-beat, for not sacking up and intervening"

#7020 I confess, I work out like a maniac, so that I can get high and eat whatever I want

#7090 And I've been feeling that vibe for a bit. Digging your style and holding back feelings. But tonight he made me squirt! What?!? Never has that happened and wow!!!! Exciting as shit and now I'm really falling hard.

#7034 I confess that I have the hots for my aunt.

Cake - We appreciate your confession, Bama fan. But the LSU game was two days ago..you can go home now.

#7018 I confess that I dated this girl in high school. I loved her. Things changed over time and needless to say, I fucked up and let her go. I've had a couple girlfriends in between then and now, and quite a few random hook ups. However none of those girls run around my mind daily like she does. I've always thought about telling her how I feel, but I just don't feel as if I even deserve forgiveness, leaving her like I did.

Omega- Well, op.... hmmmmmm... hmmmmmm.... hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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KATY PERRY! Watch this music video, cry, then take a second to think about how Katy Perry makes like $15mil/yr. just for singing about your problems.

- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahha3Cqe_fk

#7017 I confess that it's hard being a guy and not knowing what the hell you want. A guy? Sure. A girl? Sure. Having a past sure doesn't help, either. Talking to a girl and have her knowing you've been with other men is not only embarrassing, but it leaves you with a state of regret. You can't change the past, you can't turn another leaf, and you can't act like past rendezvous encounters don't matter. I can't label myself as "bi" either, because... Sometimes, I feel more attracted to one sex over the other and it gets so complicated. It leaves my mind mixed with confusion, anxiety, and even depression.
Take a look at what it's be like in my shoes. Could it get any more apparent that I'm sexually retarded?

#7086 I dont have a confession but more of a question. A couple of weeks ago on the confessions page someone let it be known that there was this underground selu group that had aquired large files of games, music an movies. can anyone point me in the right direction?