#7028 Shout out to the girl in my spanish 101 class for making us crack up when you thought geico and geckos were two different lizards.

#7032 I confess that even though he never crosses my mind during the day, and we broke up a very long time ago, I still have plenty of dreams about my ex. Pretty often. It's almost like he's sneaking into my mind while I'm unconcious. Its starting to freak me out!

Cake - What's worse would be to write about your ex on a confessions page that would push yourself to think of him even more *sips tea* ...but that's none of my business.

#7029 I confess I'm pregnant. I was in a relationship with someone I thought I was going to marry and then we broke up because of a lot of reasons. We hooked up about a month ago and he said he can't have kids, but here I am pregnant. Oh an he gave me an std. I went to his house to tell him and he wouldn't see me. I know I may get a lot of shit for this but I don't care anymore, I'm having an abortion. The world dosnt need any more broken kids and I'm not even sure at this point if I want to live anymore. I'm absolutely alone. Every night is a constant battle in my head, and I'm just not finding the will to fight it anymore.

#7033 My roommate has been a dick for the last two months we roomed together. I tried to be patient. But this last week, he went too far. I've been jacking off into everything he owns. Two liters of coke. Shoes. Milk. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to get jizz into toothpaste, but I managed. To top it all off, I nailed his birthday present from his mom. There's more than coconut cream in that pie, asshole.

#7027 If someone is watching tv, is the courteous thing to do turning on obnoxious rap music? When earphones are in existence and you own a pair?? Just curious is all. I must've missed the memo.

#7025 Public service announcement: ball gags cut the shit out of the edges of your mouth. Which is sort of the point but expect to feel it a few days later

#7024 I confess that I am an athlete here on campus, and the lack of support y'all have for the teams here is ridiculous... I'm sure more than half of y'all haven't been to any sporting event other than a football/baseball game, and if you have, you definitely haven't been to 3 or more.

#7023 I confess that after watching Chicken Run, I went to the store, bought a chicken pot pie and consumed iT ALLL.