#7055 I confess that I really want to text my recently new ex of over three years (it was a mutual understanding/breakup even though I didn't want to give up) to see how he is doing, but I know I shouldn't because we need to spend time apart...I feel pathetic and sad. And writing this confession made me cry...my feelings. Lol

#7035 I confess that I hate Taylor Swift. Sue me. But I am obsessed with her new song 'Blank Space'. What am I doing with my life? Where did I go wrong.

Omega- Bitch, doesn't you watch SNL? Get you some Swiftamine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAhAz7JU0dg

#7037 Dear people who use "geaux" instead of go,

You're not cute.

Sincerely, Geaux fuck yourself.

#7038 I would definitely buy all the groceries and cleaning supplies if someone would just do my laundry and cook me meals at night. Where are the housewifes at?

#7037 The only satisfaction I get lately is stepping on crunchy leaves.....the single life

#7031 After watching the old star wars films with my fiancee. I put on my Darth Vader mask and a glow in the dark condom. I told my fiancee the force is strong with this one. We then had sex, the sex was great.

"Q"- Because if you're not with a girl who likes Star Wars then you're looking for love in Alderaan places.

#7028 I hate my life. I'm so depressed that on the weekends I don't get out of bed. Because of that none of school work gets done my thesis advisor has threatened twice to drop me. I'm supposed to graduate next semester and my parents have already booked a month tour of Europe for me.....but I don't think I am going to graduate.

#7054 Shoutout to the most annoying freshman at SLU. A girl without red hair who prefers to be called Ginger. How about you let the professor instruct the class and you shut the fuck up.