#7110 I confess, they have some of the most beautiful lesbians around school. I wish I wasn't too scared to come out. I'm scared I will lose some of the most important people in my life, and I don't know if any of the girls would be attracted to me. I don't want to risk "scaring" everyone away and being left alone. I don't even know how to get any of their attention.

#7109 I confess that...

"Do you know if you're going to heaven or hell?"
"You're going to hell!"
I have been hearing these kinda things on campus for a long time. One day, I was so tired hearing them all that I sat down on the ground and started talking to that person for half an hour. in fact listening to him. He goes on embracing Christianity and reminds me about the ten commandments. He kinda proves me a sinner. At the end, he again asks me,"Are you going to heaven or hell?"
I got up, smiled and left him with these words-"You are in the United States of America. This is the heaven. You go out and live your life happily, ever after"
#GodBlessAmerica
yall are lucky people!!!

#7108 I wanna lose my virginity...any girls out there, interested?
P.S. I'm a guy!

#7107 When I find a really good parking spot, I have to sit in my car for a second and do a little happy dance.

#7106 Since it's Wednesday I will honor the most interesting man in the world by simply saying:

-He's made diamonds from peer pressure alone.
-He bowls overhanded
-He can speak French in Russian

#7105 I confess:

It's absolutely amazing that the guy I am currently sleeping with is not still a virgin! He is an asshole the the thousandth degree, a looser, rude, plays the damn hot and cold game, and drinks like a damn fish. But damn is the sex good...

#7104 Warning: this is not a troll. Totes magoats serial, here you guise.
Confession: the ONLY way I WOULDN'T abort is if it was Jack White's offspring. Just. Saying.
And YES, horrible people like myself walk amongst you, blending in. *whispers* and we are many.??

#7103 When you whip out your laptop while taking a shit in the Union... #GonnaBeAWhile