#7521 One night while my boyfriend was drunk he celebrated breaking the seal by saying, "release the river!" Much to my chagrin and his I didn't get the reference. Since then he has educated me thoroughly by watching all three Lord of the Rings. The Ents are badass and I am more attracted to him now then ever!

#7515 I was having phone sex with my boyfriend last night... and while he was cumming he said he loved me... and I've heard those three words before, but I don't know what was it about this time that I just started crying... Thank god he didn't notice, cause it would've been awkward

Emotional cheating is worse than physical cheating.At least it is to me.

I hate the feeling of having feelings for someone you wish you can have a relationship with. You try to get their attention or hint that you like them. Then graduation comes for them and you wait for the person to say "let's hang out." Sucks too when I'm still here trying to graduate.

#158 can't understand how people can say it's okay to be fat because it isn't. I know the argument "It's my body and I can do what I want with it." The thing is your fatness doesn't just affect you it affects everybody. Airplanes and cars emit more greenhouse gases because their weighed down more by your fat ass. Healthcare is more expensive for me because you have to go to the doctor more often than I do. Even toilets have to become stronger because your too fat.

Omega- If YOU'RE going to insult a bunch of people, then I suggest at least using proper grammar. At least you won't sound twice as ignorant.

#7532 I have a serious problem with Southeastern Louisiana University's ban on nicotine vaporizers (e-cigs). Why? Their ban is supposed to be on TOBACCO products, not nicotine. They allow: nicotine patches, nicotine gum, nicotine inhalers (not vaporizers- there is a difference), and nicotine lozenges, but not a nicotine vaporizer?

Nicotine isn't even exclusive to the tobacco plant- it's found naturally in tomatoes, eggplants, potatoes, coca, and a few others.

Lose the double standard for this form nicotine replacement therapy. Just because it makes smoke like a cigarette does not mean it is one.

#7477 I slept around a good amount. Well over 100 girls, But honestly a lot of it was a blur in New Orleans or BR. You wouldn't guess by looking at me that I've experienced this. I try to avoid to talk about it to any woman I'm seriously interested in. The very few I told react like I'm some scum or piece of shit if I even say over 50, but one understood and as far as I know they didn't gossip about it or promised not to tell. But I'm older now and then I was 17-19. Now that I'm turning 23 I've got a different outlook on life. I have friends in Greek, SGA, FCA, and even CSA, but they don't even know because I think it would ruin my my reputation as a cool chill dude(alot of people know me).As far as they know I'm just an outgoing dude involved on campus a lil and from what I've been told they think I'm awesome. I may be 100+ but in the past three years I've slept with understand ten. Just remember ya'll, having a less than fantastic past doesn't make you any less beautiful, awesome, or worth less as a person no matter what anyone says.


Omega- That'a a lot of dicks to "blur" Mr.Badass teenager.

#7474 I don't think you know what if feels like to get rejected every time that I ask a girl out on a date. That's right, I've never been on a date because every time I ask a girl out she says no or makes up a lame excuse of why she can't go. It really destroys me on the inside. I'm not asking for much I just want a chance. It's unfair how other smooth talking guys can get girlfriends or just causally sleep with girls so so easily but yet I can't even get a girl to go on a date with me.

Omega- This whine tastes like shit.