#7536 Flirting tip: hold the door open for your crush, rip the door of its hinges, swing it at other males. Assert dominance.

#7518 I confess I faked an orgasm for the first time with my girlfriend and feel terrible. I've never been able to achieve one with another person and it's been bothering her a bit. Did I do the right thing? I'm a dude, which also makes me feel worse.

#7507 I got drunk this weekend and I tried to scare my friends by hiding in the trash can but I was so fucked up, I got so comfortable I fell asleep until the next day. Woke up popping out of the trash like fucking Oscar the grouch and scared some poor idiot :(

#141 I confess I like Kanye's music more than any white, upper middle class male should. But I think his wife is a whore about as much as every white, upper middle class male does.

#7512 So...there are a number of guys on this page that I've ended up creeping on their pics and jacking off to them. Thank you;)

#7527 College students have two levels of stress..
1) I don't give a fuck
2) OMG IF I CANT DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER AND IM GOING TO WORK AT MCDONALDS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!
There is no in between.

#135 Like wouldn't it be hot if a big sweaty fireman carries you out of a burning building, lays you on the sidewalk, and you think, "Yeah, okay, he's gonna give me mouth to mouth." But instead, he just starts choking the shit out of you, and the last sensation that you feel before you die is he is squeezing your throat so hard that a big, wet, blob of drool drips off his teeth and just "flurr", falls right onto your popped out eyeball...

Omega- 12/22/2014

#140 I believe I graduated from SLU a better person than I started. SLU Liberal Arts gave me an excellent education, but also taught me about how necessary humility is. It taught me the joy of figuring things out for myself instead of just waiting for someone to tell me. Louisiana taught me to love my surroundings, and find happiness in being alone with nature, and that I don't need a distinct identity or crowd to understand myself. I know SLU has undergone a lot of changes since I was a student just under two years ago, but I hope students still benefit from the uplifting environment and supportive community that I grew to know and love.