#7511 My friends referred to me as the shy one until they found out I love giving head and the fact that I love to swallow.

#7514 Played Pokemon blue for two hours in my jeep between classes. No shame in my game. #noshame #jeepguyscanbenerdytoo

#7466 One of my friends is one of my best friends on snapchat only because I send him nudes on a daily.

#142 I am a people person. I don't have a type, I do not discriminate. I do not care how short you are or how much you weigh. I do not care if you get black out drunk every weekend or sit in your room alone. I do not avoid you if your English isn't perfect. I don't care if you're greek or non affiliated. I don't care what your major is or if you just can't decide. I will talk to you. I will befriend you. I will learn your name. Because everyone is important, everyone is equal and everyone on this planet should know that someone cares about them.

erdna

Omega- "erdna"... Andre? Submitted: 12/22/2014

#7550 All I wanted is to have a happy family, to marry an atheist guy who has moral values, follows the law, cares about honesty and loyalty and commitment, my father, a Christian, cheated on my mom with so many different women, I don't even think I believe in love anymore.

#7509 Sometimes I log into my boyfriend's Facebook just to unlike some pages that he follows. I get sick of seeing naked ass sluts on my timeline just because he likes the shit on his page. If he wants to see an ass, he can ask me for a pic. #SorryNotSorry

hat moment when you are putting the rubber on and as soon as you are sticking that little fella inside of her to get down with business, you hear her parents walk inside the house. Long story short, I had to hide inside the closet for 3 hours until her parents went to sleep, but at least I still fucked her... shit gas and rubbers are expensive these days.

#7762 Today I learned that sometimes when girls fart it rolls between their thighs right into their vagina. My life will never be the same.