#239 I confess that my roommate and I sleep next to each other topless, and when we wake up, we send nudes to our friends. We do the same thing at night after we're done doing everything for the day. It's fun and often hilarious as fuck.

#240 I confess that my girlfriend gave me road head in broad daylight today and we came to a stop light and when she came back up to sit normally I looked in the rear view mirror and there was a guy in the car behind us looking with a shit eating grin on his face. At that point I realized she had her sorority on her back window.

Omega- Keep em coming!

I confess I've been talking about a burrito for days. It's consuming my life and my roommate is on the brink of insanity. And guess what? I STILL DONT HAVE MY FUCKING BURRITO.

I confess that this is probably the last option but if you want to get the hell away from this place for a few days for spring break we would like for more people to come to panama city beach Florida.

#253 Girls with pixie cuts.

While humans are animals, the life of a human is worth more than the life of an alligator or some shit like that. Fuck, I value my brakes more than I do some dog in the road.

#254 I confess I wish I could have sex with wine

#241 I confess, as a fraternity man the stereotypes are at least halfway true. You may not accept it but it's true.